What do you call a gangsta nun selling lemonade on the street corner?

Nun-yo-business

Source: my neighbors 11yr old son.

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Did you hear about the gangsta proctologist?

Apparently he busted a capillary in someone's ass.

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Everybody is a gangsta

until a Cockroach walks in and starts flying.

What do you call a gangsta sewing group?

Nittas With Attitude

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

My wife asked if I will ever stop quoting Gangsta's Paradise

The way things are going I don't know

TIL that a flock of crows is called a murder.

Thus apparently, gangsta rap lyrics are mostly about ornithology.

Humpty Dumpty was smoking some drugs

With a few gangstas and fairy tale thugs

Then all the King's men slapped them in cuffs

All because they had a few too many puffs

How does Snoop give Eminem a Christmas gift?

Gangsta wrapped.

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