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Gangsta Jokes

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Did you hear about the gangsta proctologist?

Apparently he busted a capillary in someone's ass.

What do they call original gangstas in Minnesota?

Oh, jeez.

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

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Everybody is a gangsta until

a Cockroach walks in and starts flying

What do you call a gangsta sewing group?

Nittas With Attitude

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

My wife asked if I will ever stop quoting Gangsta's Paradise

The way things are going I don't know

Humpty Dumpty was smoking some drugs

With a few gangstas and fairy tale thugs

Then all the King's men slapped them in cuffs

All because they had a few too many puffs

What do you call a gangsta nun selling lemonade on the street corner?

Nun-yo-business

Source: my neighbors 11yr old son.

If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing...

Is it still considered beef?

TIL that a flock of crows is called a murder.

Thus apparently, gangsta rap lyrics are mostly about ornithology.

How does Snoop give Eminem a Christmas gift?

Gangsta wrapped.

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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Accountants Paradise: The Theme song for "The Accountant" Starring Ben Affleck.

Accountants Paradise:

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at your finances and draw a deep deep breath.

Cos I’ve been counting and adding for all so long that even my boss thinks that my mind has gone.

But I ain’t never crossed a debit that didn’...

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