A remix of a classic

A fellow was ~~stuck on his rooftop in a flood~~ going about his regular business in the middle of a pandemic. He was praying to God ~~for help~~ to keep him safe.

Soon a man ~~in a rowboat~~ with a Pfizer vaccine came by and the fellow shouted to the man, "~~Jump in~~Roll up your sleeve, I c...

Have you read books?

They are just a remix of the dictionary.













This joke may be one here. I thought of it but someone else may have.

You hear about the guy that made a song out of remixing his cracking knuckels?

It was a pop song

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Everything we eat we remix.

We're just shitty producers.

When you have finished reading the dictionary

Every other book is just a remix.

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You stole my viola, cello, and double bass.

You made me so angry, I'm violint now.

Topical Jokes for 10/21

(for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host)

NASA scientists are preparing for a mission to Mars by spending eight months in Hawaii. After eight months in Hawaii, the scientists will then go on a well-earned vacation.

...the Hawaii mission will help astronauts...

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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