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Remix Jokes

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot ...

A remix of a classic

A fellow was ~~stuck on his rooftop in a flood~~ going about his regular business in the middle of a pandemic. He was praying to God ~~for help~~ to keep him safe.

Soon a man ~~in a rowboat~~ with a Pfizer vaccine came by and the fellow shouted to the man, "~~Jump in~~Roll up your sleeve, I c...

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Everything we eat we remix.

We're just producers.

You hear about the guy that made a song out of remixing his cracking knuckels?

It was a pop song

Have you read books?

They are just a remix of the dictionary.













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When you have finished reading the dictionary

Every other book is just a remix.

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You stole my viola, cello, and double bass.

You made me so angry, I'm violint now.

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.
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