I once had a pet fish that could breakdance on the carpet
He died doing what he loved
TIL the lead singer of Chumbawumba is married to a champion breakdancer. She had to give up dancing when she fell pregnant but, only three months after giving birth, successfully defended her title at the World Championship.
She got knocked up, but she got down again.
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on a floor
But only for like twenty seconds
A cop sees a dancing suspect
Cop: Suspect is engaging in high-profile break-dancing in the main square
Radio: Copy that
Cop: I’ve had a couple breakdance lessons but I’m no way as good as him sir