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Nas Jokes

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What does Nas Daily say after having sex with his wife

That’s one minute. See you tomorrow!

Beware of Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes.

The devil might steal your sole.

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My wife’s nickname is Lil Nas X

I ask her for a little sex all the time and she just says ‘Nahh’

Did you hear about the rapper who made a killing in the stock market?

Lil' Nas Daq

What racing series do rappers compete in?

NasCar

I am starting a new career as a “redneck rapper”.

Call me Lil Nas-car!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba na na nas

What Do You Call An Arrogant NASA Employee?

A Nas-hole!

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