Beware of Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes.

The devil might steal your sole.

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs.

She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.

Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair."

The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair."

Her sister smiled and sai...

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My wife’s nickname is Lil Nas X

I ask her for a little sex all the time and she just says ‘Nahh’

What do you call the drink that the Old town road singer made, which was a hot drink, but no one liked it?

Its a lil bit NasTea.

Is the KKK a good source of Potassium?

Yes, because they're all bananas.

I am starting a new career as a “redneck rapper”.

Call me Lil Nas-car!

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