What do you call an Amazon warehouse worker who likes hip hop?

A bubble wrapper

(My 15yo son came up with this while assembling his computer chair popping the bubble wrap to a beat)

I will never give Hip Hop to my friends for Christmas again...

Every time they open their presents, they immediately trash the 'rappers!

Albert Einstein was a musician throughout his life. He had a phase where he experimented with hip hop. His rapper name was

MC squared

What do call a Hip Hop group that consists of furries?

The Uwu-Tang Clan.

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Iraqi girls are really good hip hop dancers

They really know how to Baghdad ass up

My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion.

But you can call me Rapscallion.

Queen released a hip hop version of their song.

It's called Bohemian Rap City

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Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Everytime there's a new hip hop tragedy, I always respond the same way...

Thots & Playahs

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I want to start a shitty hip hop group...

called Public Enema.

What allowed the B boys to make it in hip hop and drum n bass?

The A men break

What do you call a female Native American hip hop artist?

Arapahoe

Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station?

They wanted to get the lead out.

Why are organic farmers the best hip hop artists?

Because they make the best beets.

What does the Easter Bunny listen to while hiding eggs?

Hip hop.

I grew up listening to music that demeaned women, glorified violence and normalized criminal behavior. I know it definitely influenced the culture around me.

Thankfully, I stopped listening to country music and found hip hop.

I Want A Divorce

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and
asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this ca...

What do frogs and rabbits have in common?

They both like hip hop.

Dr Dre may not be a real medic but...

...he's performed hundreds of hip hop orations.

"Has anyone here seen my shrink-wrap?" asked someone in the warehouse.

"I never knew your psychiatrist likes hip hop music," I replied.

What kind of music do chiropractors like?

Hip hop.

What kind of music does the grim reaper like? Death metal and Soul.

I'm sorry.

What's it called when a rabbit walks to its own beat?

Hip hop

A hippopotamus walks into a bar. He buys a drink for the rabbit on the bar stool. She bats her eyes at him. He asks for a dance..

The rabbit says "tango?"

He says "nope.... Lets do Hip Hop!"

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Topical Jokes for 10/29

(for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host)

McDonald’s has unveiled their new slogan, “Lovin’ Beats Hatin.” The hip hop slogan debuted alongside an updated Ronald McDonald, who is now shirtless and wearing a du-rag.

…”Lovin’ Beats Hatin” narrowly beat out the...

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