Hip Hop Jokes - 19 Hilarious Hip Hop Jokes

I will never give Hip Hop to my friends for Christmas again...

Every time they open their presents, they immediately trash the 'rappers!

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My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion.

But you can call me Rapscallion.

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Albert Einstein was a musician throughout his life. He had a phase where he experimented with hip hop. His rapper name was

MC squared

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What do call a Hip Hop group that consists of furries?

The Uwu-Tang Clan.

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Queen released a hip hop version of their song.

It's called Bohemian Rap City

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Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

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I want to start a shitty hip hop group...

called Public Enema.

Everytime there's a new hip hop tragedy, I always respond the same way...

Thots & Playahs

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What do frogs and rabbits have in common?

They both like hip hop.

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I Want A Divorce

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and
asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this ca...

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What allowed the B boys to make it in hip hop and drum n bass?

The A men break

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What does the Easter Bunny listen to while hiding eggs?

Hip hop.

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Dr Dre may not be a real medic but...

...he's performed hundreds of hip hop orations.

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Why are organic farmers the best hip hop artists?

Because they make the best beets.

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God and the devil chat about music

The god and the devil were chating, as they usually do when the concept of music came up.
With a bit of intrigue God asked the devil how he'd managed to get into every genre of music, from rock & rap to hip hop & metal ect .
The devil chuckled no no no , music is too special, too human...

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"Has anyone here seen my shrink-wrap?" asked someone in the warehouse.

"I never knew your psychiatrist likes hip hop music," I replied.

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What kind of music do chiropractors like?

Hip hop.

What kind of music does the grim reaper like? Death metal and Soul.

I'm sorry.

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What's it called when a rabbit walks to its own beat?

Hip hop

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A hippopotamus walks into a bar. He buys a drink for the rabbit on the bar stool. She bats her eyes at him. He asks for a dance..

The rabbit says "tango?"

He says "nope.... Lets do Hip Hop!"

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