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Racing Car Jokes

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The Little Red Racing Car

A joke I heard back in my Primary school years. I remember finding it hilarious at the time.

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There was a family who had a pair of twins, both a mere 4 years old. One was a charming little boy, the other a dainty, coy girl.

One day, the girl and her mother went into the sho...

Why should two racing car drivers never couple up?

Because they are both too worried about who finishes first.

Sammy the Snail

Wins the Power Ball Jackpot and he buys a racing car.

He paints a big S on the side and he takes it out for a few laps.

He is not happy at all, and he hires a mechanic to make it faster.

The mechanic says "So how fast do you want it to be?"

Sammy says "I want people to sa...

My Son said he didn't want a Birthday Card this year

So I went to the bakery, and picked out a cake.



I asked them to make the icing blue, write on the top of the cake 'Happy Birthday', add a quick message from myself & my wife, a little poem, & a nice picture of a racing car.



His birthday came, he saw the cake and...

Dr V/s Mechanic

An engineer was removing the engine parts from a racing car when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop.

He went to him & said, "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back. So why do I get such a small salary? and you get huge sums???"...

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