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Chevrolet Jokes

What do you call a domesticated Chevrolet?

A tame impala.

Why do blondes like BMW's over Chevrolet's?

They can spell BMW.

Chevrolet announced that they’re going to start producing ventilators in their factories.

Preliminary orders for the Chevy Noviva have been strong in the U.S. but surprising weak in Latin American.

Bad car acronyms. I know a few, you got others?

Ford => Found On Road Dead. ... ... or ... ... First On Race Day. (Depends if you're a fan)

Fiat => Fix It Again Tony

BMW => Bavarian Money Waster

Subaru => backwards is U R A Bus

Chevrolet => acronym for all the engine problems to expect... Cracked ...

Chevrolet is about to introduce another fully electric car

Many people think it's great but others think it's just re-Volting.

What kind of country would we have if everybody drove a pink Chevrolet?

A pink carnation.

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche.

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck?!"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.

"Well," said the boy,...

A man had just won big on lottery. Asked about what he'd do with the money, his immediate answer was to fix everything broken on his 2007 Chevrolet Malibu ...

"What about the rest of the money?" He was asked again.

"Well, I hope the bank can lend it to me."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Best Salesman Ever!

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The young guy says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota."

Well, the boss was unsure, but he...

Lovely Mother-in-law

One day, a lady decided to know if the husbands of her three daughters liked her.

The next day she went for a walk with the first one and on the edge of a lake she slides, falls and without knowing how to swim, begins to drown.

The guy, without blinking, jumps into the water and rescue...

An old man died...

When he was in the line at the pearly gates, God asked him "Have you ever cheated on your wife?". The man said "Of course not! Never ever in my life". So he entered and they gave him a Cadillac to drive around in. The next man in line walked up to the pearly gates and God asked, "Have you ever cheat...

Shipwrecked

A married couple were enjoying a luxury South Sea cruise until their liner was shipwrecked and they were washed ashore on a desert island, the only survivors.

Day after day, they looked hopefully out to sea in the hope of spotting a passing vessel but none came. As boredom set in, they star...

Emily and the Apache Woman

Emily was driving in her Chevrolet Bolt along the Interstate 17 in Arizona, on her way home to Phoenix.

Suddenly she saw a poor, elderly Apache woman walking very slowly along the side of the highway.

Recognising that this situation was quite dangerous and feeling sorry for the poor wo...

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