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A janitor gets accepted into Nascar

His car goes "Broom, Broom"

Imagine a nascar fan. The image that comes to mind is probably that of a brutish, beer guzzling, loud mouth, hairy, unwashed, unshaven, redneck

And her husband.

Why doesn't NASCAR have an Internet Explorer car?

Because it would keep crashing.

How do you watch NASCAR without a TV?

You flush a bag of M&M's down the toilet.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non Athletic Sports Centered Around Rednecks

Politicians should be required to dress like NASCAR drivers.

With patches all over their suits telling us who their “sponsors” are.

What do you call a guy in a nascar screaming slurs?

Speed Racist.

Why isn't there a Windows Vista car in NASCAR?

Because it keeps crashing.

What do NASCAR and gang bangs have in common?

If you’re not first, you’re last.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a NASCAR driver?

Tiger Woods plays golf for a living, but enjoys smashing up his car on his days off.

The changes with NASCAR were bound to happen......

They've been turning left for years.

Whats the difference between a presidential election and a nascar race?

In nascar they wear their sponsors on their shirts.

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Whats the difference between Hitler and a Nascar driver?

The nascar driver can actually finish a race.

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I used to bartend for this popular place off a rural highway in my state…

I used to bartend for this popular place off a rural highway in my state. It marketed itself as a tavern, to get tourists to come in and buy a bite to eat, but the locals knew it by the name of the former owner, Pete.

Pete had died a few years before I started working there. His younger broth...

NASCAR is officially canceled

After discovering it's just a human traffic ring

NSFW: what do your mom and a nascar driver have in common?

They both burn 4 rubbers a day

How many Nascar drivers does it take to blow up a jet dryer?

Just Juan

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I've got a conspiracy that NASCAR fucking sucks...

It's my critical race theory.

Why does Ben Shapiro hate NASCAR?

Because the cars only turn left

Why does Matthew McConaughey dislike NASCAR

Because it's not all right, all right, all right.....

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We really shouldn't be surprised that NASCAR banned the Confederate flag and is participating in charity auctions for pride month

They've been going left for years

Did you hear NASCAR and Formula One we're trying to make an Ultimate Showdown race but it got cancelled due to controversy?

Apparently NASCAR fans didn't want to mix the races....

Apparently NASCAR is banning all Confederate flags from its races.

But how will drivers know they’ve entered the last lap of the race? 🏳

Did you hear about the hate crime in NASCAR the other day?

Turns out, it was just some fake noose.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with a second-place NASCAR driver?

They both came in a little behind.

If I love Formula 1 and hate NASCAR...

Does that make me a race-ist?

what do Nascar drivers and hookers have in common?

they both know how to finish fast.

It's strange to see all these NASCAR fans upset with NASCAR for taking a progressive stance.

Normally they seem to like seeing things turning to the left.

Did you hear about the time Matthew McConaughey drove backwards on a NASCAR track?

All right, all right, all right

What word starts with N, ends with R and is associated with a race?


What’s a NASCAR driver’s favorite song to sing to other drivers during a race?

Blue Bayou

why aren't hotdog ads allowed in nascar?

because no-one else would be able to ketchup

I think it's important to keep the races separate.

Just imagine how unfair it would be for a horse in NASCAR.

What do they call a right turn in NASCAR?

The Earnhardt.

PSA: Don't tell this joke in a 100miles of Charlotte Motor speedway.

Im sorry, but I have to share this racist opinion

I dont care who asks I like nascar more than those BS marathons.

Why did the NASCAR driver die in the car wreck?

Because he was indy car when it happened

A lot of people are shocked by the recent events in NASCAR.

What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.

My ex-girlfriend said she liked Formula 1 but not NASCAR

I just can’t be in a relationship with someone who’s raceist

Matthew McConaughey just bought NASCAR

And he's making racers drive the opposite direction. Now instead of making left turns, they're going all right, all right, all right

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What do Nascar drivers call anal sex?

Pro laps

So NASCAR has decided to ban confederate flags at all events...

Looks like all those years of turning left rubbed off on them.

The police were called to a NASCAR event when belligerent fans became violent after being asked to remove the Confederate flags they had brought to the event.

Authorities believe it to be race-related.

What’s the difference between Matthew McConaughey and a nascar driver?

While nascar drivers take all lefts... McConaughey takes alrights alrights alrights

What is a Nascar driver's favorite kind of war?

It's a
Race War

There's an old saying in NASCAR racing

What goes around comes around.

I don't care anymore. I'm gonna say the N word with a hard R !


My friend was angry when NASCAR banned the Confederate flag from the races

But he got angrier when I pointed out they still wave it on the final lap every race

All nascar racers must be Democrats

Becuase all they do is go left

I prefer Indy car over Nascar...

...I guess that makes me racist.

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

NASCAR is a visualization of how women argue.

They keep going in circles.

And I sit through both things with the same hope: If I wait long enough, maybe they will crash and burn.

There’s only one race out there that I discriminate against.

The NASCAR Race.

Some races are inferior and should be eliminated

No offense, I just don't enjoy Nascar.

What does NASCAR stand for?


(I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

How many NASCAR fans does it take to change a tire?

None - they took the wheels off their homes years ago.

Why is NASCAR a white dominated sport?

They're all racists.

I'm not a fan of Nascar...

I believe in equal rights.

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I'm surprised more black people don't relate with NASCAR...

After all, there are no rights

Did you hear about the NASCAR driver who went the wrong way around the track?

It turned out to be all right.

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash.


A guy walks into a bar, and is greeted by a robot.

The robot says, “What’s your drink”? The man replies, “Whisky”. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ”? The man says 150. The robot then pours his whisky and proceeds to talk to the man about the space time continuum, time travel, and the multiverse. The man finishes his drink, and leaves the bar. ...

Space Bar and the Robot

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the...

Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers?

Because women always think they're right.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

"The track is alright."

What professional sport would be more fun to watch if the athletes drank alcohol during?


Guy goes into a bar in California where there is a robot bartender.

The robot asks, “What will you have?” The guy replies, “Whisky.” The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ? The guy says, “168.” The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

After the guy leaves the more he thinks about it,...

You know, if you need ask someone car questions.

You should ask drag drivers. They will give you an straight answer.

Nascar drivers just keep going around in circles.

Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style?

That way they can **BOTH** watch NASCAR.

We need to stop mixing races. By doing so it creates people with an unfair advantage when it comes to competition.

No matter how hard I try I still can't outrun a Nascar.

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An engineer and a scientist walk into a dive bar....

Smiling, happy, the engineer says, "Bartender, shots for everyone!"

The bartender leans in, confused, "I can tell you're not from around here. Are you sure you want to buy these people drinks?"

The scientist retorts with, "Make 'em doubles!"

The bartender deploys the drinks to e...

Yo Mamma so ugly...

Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.

You know the majority of folks down south hate left leaning politicians and it finally hit me as to why.....

They watch nascar drivers lean left 500 times every Sunday and just cant take anymore left in their life.

I'm not a racist, I love all races equally

Nascar, Formula 1, Mario Kart......

What has an IQ of 100 and a full set of teeth?

The front row at a NASCAR race.

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The pope is in Mexico visiting. He lowers the partition and kindly asks if he can drive.....

Driver: Excuse me your excellency?

Pope: I said, would you mind if I drive today?

Driver: B..bu...but, sir I will most certainly loose my job if I did that.

Pope: In all these years I have never driven. I used to enjoy driving so very much. I promise, you will not loose your...

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My Uncle Tommy...

...robbed banks and hired only professionals to be part of his crew. His biggest mistake was in hiring an ex-Nascar driver as his get away man. The fucker kept driving around in circles.

The tale of Hobbin & Noggin

One day a farmer's mare birthed two foals. One was named Hobbin, and the other Noggin. The two horses grew up and loved to race each other. One day the farmer noticed the two racing each other around the pasture and thought to himself, "Wow! These horses are quick!" So the next day he entered them i...

A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked lady strapped to his back

"What the hell are you supposed to be" Asked the Host.

The man starts to open his mouth but the woman covered it with one of her hands. "I'm a NASCAR racer" The woman respondedz

"How the hell can you be a NASCAR driver when all you're doing is riding a man? The host asks.

"Oh, t...

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