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Peugeot Jokes

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A guy buys a new Peugeot and takes his 3 friends out for a ride.

He's going fast, over the speed limit, violently hitting speed bumps.

First guy says: "Hey man, you're going a bit fast, slow down a bit"
Driver: "Are you an expert in Peugeot?"
Guy: "No"
Driver: "T...

old soviet joke (I believe it was created after Czechoslovakia uprising)

So John, Pierre and Ivan are having few drinks. Guys start talking cars. Pierre brags a bit - "Well, in Paris I drive my Citroen, but to countryside I take Peugeot. Of course, for longer trips to Europe my wife insists on Renault - its so much more spacious". "Well, that's nothing, in London I drive...

A Frenchman, a German, and a Russian are arguing about cars.

The Frenchman says: We use the Renault for travel inside our country, and the Peugeot when we travel outside the border.

The German says: Ach, ja! We do that too! We use the Volkswagen for travel inside our country, and the Mercedes when we go to foreign countries.

The Russian then say...

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