He shows a photograph of a man to the first trainee. "This is your suspect," he says. "How do you identify him?"
The trainee replies "Simple. He's only got one eye!"
"You idiot!" the captain scolds. "That's because you're looking at a picture from the side of his face! He moves onto th...
The teacher was quizzing the bible students...
and she asked "Who parted the Red Sea?" Just then, rotten little Johnny poked Suzy with a pin, causing her to exclaim "Holy Moses!" The teacher said "Very good, Suzy!" Then the teacher asked "Who turned water into wine?" Johnny pokes Suzy with the pin again, who hollers "...
Wedding night world record
A young man returns to work after his honeymoon. His mates are all quizzing him about the wedding night. "So Barry, how many times did you do it on the wedding night?" Barry replies, "Seven times" His mates are amazed. "Seven times! How did ya manage that ya legend?!" Barry says, "Easy. ...
Units.
A science teacher is quizzing the class on various units and measurements.
What is the unit of volume?
Liters.
What is the unit of mass?
Kilograms.
What is the unit of distance?
Meters.
What is the unit of power?
Yes.
(I know...
Little Johnny was good door to door asking his neighbors if they needed any yard work done.
When he got to old man Johnson’s house the old man said “My yard doesn’t need any work, but my porch is in need of a coat of paint. I’ll pay you 50 bucks, and if you finish by sundown I’ll throw in a 50 dollar bonus”.
With a confused look on his face little Johnny accepted the offer and got t...
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A young couple enters a quiz about their sex life [NSFW]
The man is taken into a separate room, where he is explained the quiz: he will get 3 questions, and if his girlfriend's answers match his, they win.
"The first question", the quizmaster says, "when did you last have sex?" The man responds "last night". "The second question is 'with ...
An American Major arrives at an isolated military base...
... He is quizzing a private.
"Where is the lieutenant?"
"Sir there is no lieutenant assigned to this post."
"I was told there was".
"No there isn't".
"I'm quite sure there is".
The soldier thinks for a moment and says, "Well Major. Allow me to ask a questio...
A space mission sent from Earth had landed on a distant planet.
The purpose of the mission was to meet with another intelligent species who called themselves "ishen".
Another such mission had taken place a year before, and Michael Chapman, the leader of the mission, had decided to stay on the planet with the ishen to learn their ways.
The ishen pri...
There was a man in Tallahassee that owned a talking dog
There was a man in Tallahassee that owned a talking dog. One of the richest men in town offered to buy the dog for $1,000,000 if the dog actually talked. The multi-millionaire visited the old man and his dog one day, and the old man began quizzing the dog in order to show him off.
Man: “What ...
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