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Junkies Jokes

What do junkies and adulterers in the Middle East have in common?

They both get stoned.

Two Indian junkies.

Accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital...one's in a Korma, the other other one has a dodgy Tikka..

What is 5 times 5 junkies?

Crystal Math

What do you call two junkies trying to split a bag?

Crystal Math

Why Do Adrenaline Junkies Go Camping

Because it's in tents.

Two junkies are sitting on opposite sides of a table

The first junkie says "You know, its a thin line between you and me"

Did you hear about the two junkies that fell in love?

They tied the knot.

What did Velma say to Scooby at the haunted methadone clinic?

"Junkies!"

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My favorite joke

I went to go visit my friend Chuck on his farm out in Greater Minnesota, and he's showing off his barn, crops, and livestock. When we get to the swine corral, there's an enormous boar... with three wooden legs.

So I ask him, "why does that pig have three wooden legs?"

"Well, Steve, tha...

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The 3 ex drug addicts

So 3 ex drug addicts (let's call them Jim, Mike and Bill) volunteered for a week to try to convince as many junkies as possible to ask for help to fight their addiction. They were given by the local authorities 2 photos, one showing a small circle and one showing a big circle and they were told to u...

If I were a heroin dealer...

I'd call my package "The Lord's Name" so junkies could take it in vein.

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