When Juan told me he was scratching himself during a questionnaire, I was surprised.
After all, nobody expects the Spanish in-quiz itching.
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I was a bit paranoid about my sexual prowess after catching my wife filling in a Cosmopolitan questionnaire -
"Is Your Man Bad In Bed?".
"It's just something to do when I'm bored" she protested.
"That's a relief," I replied, as I carried on thrusting.
So the guy goes to the doctor, says he doesn't feel all to good. The doc poked him a bit, measured his pulse and stuff, and finally gave him a questionnaire about his diet.
So he reads about his last week's menu. - Red meat? You can't have that much red meat! You know how much saturated f...
If I never check my bank account balance
Am I a questionnaire?
A small town with a high birth rate attracted the attention of a team of university sociologists. They wrote a grant proposal, got a chunk of money, hired aides and an anthropologist, found a family planning and birth control specialist, moved to town, rented offices, set up their computers, and des...
midlife crisis questionaire
After years of research, the university of Oxford has finally developed a questionnaire to help men understand if they are suffering from a midlife crisis.
Life sucks? Job sucks? Wife doesn't?