A local hospital is offering Black Friday specials on circumcisions.
Up to 50% off.
Why dont hookers do black friday specials?
Because they usually have things half off.
An American white guy visits India.
Wanting to get a more authentic experience, he goes to an Indian restaurant and tells them to serve him their specials, no questions asked. After eating a few bites, he calls the waiter and says, "Hey, this is brilliant food, but I just have a tiny request. This is a tad bit too spicy for my taste, ...