Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'" asked the lawyer.

Farmer Joe responded, "Well. I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite donkey Bessie into the... "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'". Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Be...

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I've been up all night questioning my sexuality.

I just couldn't go straight to bed.

An Arab Sheikh sends his son to France for his studies. A year later the son comes back but the Sheikh realises that something is bothering his son. After some questioning, the son tells his father that he goes to college in his Porsche but the other students come by train. It's not right.

The Sheikh feels terrible, hugs his son and says, 'Don't worry son... I'll buy you a train today!'

A German tourist driving through France gets pulled over for speeding, and the French police officer starts questioning him.

FPO: Name?

GT: Hans Schmidt.

FPO: Age?

GT: 36

FPO: Occupation?

GT: No! No! I’m only here on vacation!

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What do you call a monkey questioning their sexuality

Bicurious george

The police bring a phone to the station for questioning. They soon find out his shocking crime.

He was charged in connection with battery.

A cop was questioning me and asked if I was under the influence of narcotics.

"Usually" was apparently the wrong answer.

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One day 3 frogs were out on the piss

One drink turned into five which turned into too many, and the next thing you know the 3 frogs are messing about in a public fountain. The police are called and they’re arrested.

Down at the police station, the frogs are taken in one by one for questioning. The first frog is called into the r...

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If you're questioning your sexuality...

You probably aren't thinking straight.

After a gruesome murder in Greenland the suspect is taken in for questioning by the police.

Inspector: Would you mind telling us where you were on the night from October 11th to March 5th?

A state trooper pulled over a guy for going too slow on the freeway and having too many flags on His car.... As soon as the officer walked to the car the questioning begun:

Who are You? What is Your name? Do you speak english? You look illegal to Me are You legal? Where did You come from?........

Ok first of all My name is officer Gonzales and I am supposed to be doing the questions.

The 40 year old health care worker who cares for newborns started questioning her career choices, then flipped out and left town

I guess she was having a midwife crisis

In Soviet Russia policeman questioning a man:

*This body is your mother in law, yes?*

**Yes**

*How did she die?*

**Mushroom poisoning**

*But why does she have 26 stab wounds?*

**She was refusing to eat them**

The lady who birthed babies started questioning her career choice.

I think she was going through a midwife crisis.
...

The cashier gave me a questioning look as she scanned the 10th bottle of baby oil.

"My wife says I need to glisten more," I explained. "I don't know why, I wasn't really paying attention".

The cops are questioning me about illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia.

I said, “I can explain everything.”

FBI questioning a murder suspect

Q: When did you go to her house?

A: Never

Q: Where are you from?

A: Ghana

Q: Did you sell or give those to her?

A: Give

Q: Who did you contact first?

A: You

Q: Where did you go after you contacted us?

A: Up

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A man gets pulled over by the police…

And while the officer is questioning the man, the man notices that the officer is being bothered by a fly.

Man: “it looks like you got yourself a circle fly.”

Officer: “Circle fly? I’ve never heard of a circle fly before.”

M: “they’re the flys that circle around a horse’s ass.”<...

A man is called down to the police station for questioning.

“I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present,” he says.

“You _are_ the lawyer,” the cop replies.

“Yeah, so where’s my present?”

A Korean man is wanted for questioning after his wife was found dead in their family home.

He is the Seoul suspect.

Police were questioning a man after he murdered his wife after catching her in bed with another man,

they asked him why he didn't kill her lover instead; he replied "It was easier to kill one woman rather than a different man every week."

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