I dont believe in using animals for testing...

They always get all nervous and pick the wrong answers.

Students in a college final exam were nearing the end of the testing period...

"All pencils down, turn in your tests, put them in a stack on my desk" ordered the professor to the class of 200 students.

Almost every student put their pencil down except for one student who was adding to their last answer. When the other students had handed in their tests the late student ...

My two Mexican friends had a best of three microphone testing competition.

Juan One and Juan Two had a one-on-one one-two one-two. Juan One won one, but Juan Two won two, so Juan Two won two to one.

While testing a newly installed computer, an Army officer asked the machine to predict the probability of World War Three and promptly received a one-word answer: "Yes."

Annoyed at the lack of detail, the officer
barked, "Yes, what?" Instantly the machine
replied, "Yes, sir!"

Why did the scientists announce to the world they had a vaccine without adequate human testing?

Because they were Russian...

My friend was testing his mic for Discord, I told him to get a Scope

So he wont have Troubleshooting

If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any

-POTUS on covid

Video game testing is like prostitution

Somedays it can be great and just like the real thing, but most days it's a huge pain in the ass

Who says America has downgraded testing because of Trump?

Don’t you see they are pro testing.

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The military is testing new life insurance policies.

So one doctor decided to measure from one point on the body to another and give the recipient 1,000 dollars for each inch.
After explaining this to 3 test subjects they ask the first one to come in. It's a low ranking private. "Where would you like us to measure?" The doctor asks. "From the top ...

In California, one American queuing for Coronavirus testing

In California, one American queuing for Coronavirus testing, waited half a day and getting angry, told the person behind him that he had enough of this waiting. He requested the person behind him to save his place in the queue as he is going to shoot Trump.



After few hours he came ba...

Sir, we should stop testing our products on animals

- Why? All the shampoo companies do it too.
- yeah, but we make power tools

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I'm currently testing a penis enlargement method I found on the internet where you put tight o-rings on your dick for some days.

I think it's starting to work, my penis already turned black.

Prague just installed new Covid-19 testing stations.

They named them Czech points.

If your Doctor spoke like Trump

So it seems you’ve tested positive for the Chinese virus, the so-called Covid NINETEEN, the Corona—nobody knows what to call it, quite frankly. It’s the most amazing thing, no one knew anything about Corona until a few weeks ago.

But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it’s also the W...

NASA has said that an engineers pet was crushed during Mars Rover testing

Turns out Curiosity did kill the cat.

Why is vaccinating before proper safety testing can occur such a bad idea?

Nobody likes Premature Inoculations.

Testing trouble.

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the q...

I'm excited to start my new job testing gumshields

It's something to get my teeth into

After testing positive in Tuscaloosa, my uncle Reamus ran out of ICU naked into the woods...

He checked back in two days later, covered in tick bites. I asked him what the hell he was thinking.

He replied, "Well... your Daddy's gonna die the way he lived: Corona and Lyme"

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