Making jokes wearing a bee costume isn't always easy
But they don't understand that sometimes you have to risk it for the bee skit.
I had an idea for a Writing Prompt where there is an insane asylum full of people who think they are part of a Monty Python skit and quote the lines endlessly.
Someone told me that's called 'college'.
Two english hunter types are sitting in a hospital waiting room
The first fellow says "I believe it's 'whoooom!'"
The other chap replies "no, no ,no - it's definitely 'WHHOOM!' "
A nurse passes by, hearing the conversation. She pauses, and tells the gents "actually , it's pronounced 'womb' "
To that, the first gent s...
[Request] Jokes about fruit juice? I know it's random ^^ sorry
I've been tasked with finding jokes/puns or even short skits about fruit juice (for school). Thanks in advance for your replies :)
"We like our beer the way we like our violence..."
"Domestic"
-Stolen from a part of a Bill Burr skit. It apparently upset some easily offended people when they saw it at a bar
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