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A girl named Yu was being held captive by a tribe of goblins...

The goblins were very particular about how they did things, as they enjoyed toying with their captives. They all had a bizarre sense of humor.

“Let me go!” shouted Yu, who was suspended twenty feet in the air by ropes and pulleys. The goblins just chuckled at the fact that they knew she could...

A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey...

A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.

The barkeep says "That'll be 2 pence"

"2 pence!?" said the man. "That's cheap! Do you sell food?"

"Yep" , said the barkeep

"Alright, I'll have a steak and chips" replied the man

"Sure" said the barkeep, "That's also 2 pe...

A woman is doing the dishes,

When a few minutes later, she hears her husband yelling at her from up the stairs.

“HONEY! COME LOOK AT MY CLOCK!”

She sighs, puts down the towel, and walks up the stairs. She finally gets to the room, and sees her husband laying starkers on the bed, hard-on wagging in the air.
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