Today is National Puzzle Day and National Corn Chip Day
I thought of a joke, but couldn't quite piece it together. Side note: corn chip puzzles are difficult to assemble but they taste good!
Thank goodness it's my first cake day!
The Smart Blonde
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, park...
During lock-down I have mastered jigsaw puzzles.
I have just completed my first one in just over 10 and a half weeks.
I feel so proud of myself, on the box it says 5 to 6 years.
My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A man waiting at the airport overhears some people mention that the Pope will be on board his flight
"the Pope!" He thought. "Getting to see or even meet him would be amazing!"
He boards rhe plane with everyone and luckily enough his seat is right next to his holiness himself.
The man is nervous and doesn't know what to say to him so he remains quiet and begins reading his book. ...
I believe pencils are superior to pens, especially for filling out crossword puzzles.
Does that make me erasist?
The people of Iranian city of Isfahan were famous for their jokes and puzzles.
An Iranian townsman planned to visit Isfahan so he asked his friends what they would like him to bring them from the glorious metropolis.
They said, "Don't bring us anything but something witty said by a person from Isfahan."
The guy promised he would remember their request. So, he wen...
My father loved crossword puzzles so much.
He loved them so much that he stipulated in his will that he should be buried six down and three across.
A group of puzzles walked into a bar
And couldn’t piece together the rest of the joke.
Why do zombies have no interest in solving easy puzzles?
Because they are no-brainers.
A blonde woman was trying to do a Jigsaw Puzzle
She got very frustrated that she struggling so she decided to ask her husband for help.
She said "Can you help me finish this puzzle, Its supposed to be a Bird"
Her husband replied "Put the Froot Loops back in the Cupboard"
I applied for a job at a company that makes puzzles.
But, I am worried I may not be a good fit!