Puzzles Jokes - 15 Hilarious Puzzles Jokes

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Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder.

I hate connect-the-dot puzzles.

That’s where I draw the line.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, a...

A blonde woman was trying to do a Jigsaw Puzzle

She got very frustrated that she struggling so she decided to ask her husband for help.

She said "Can you help me finish this puzzle, Its supposed to be a Bird"

Her husband replied "Put the Froot Loops back in the Cupboard"

During lock-down I have mastered jigsaw puzzles.

I have just completed my first one in just over 10 and a half weeks.

I feel so proud of myself, on the box it says 5 to 6 years.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

My father loved crossword puzzles so much.

He loved them so much that he stipulated in his will that he should be buried six down and three across.

A group of puzzles walked into a bar

And couldn’t piece together the rest of the joke.

Why do zombies have no interest in solving easy puzzles?

Because they are no-brainers.

I believe pencils are superior to pens, especially for filling out crossword puzzles.

Does that make me erasist?

I applied for a job at a company that makes puzzles.

But, I am worried I may not be a good fit!

My family are worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles.

It's OK though,

I know where to draw the line..

Today is National Puzzle Day and National Corn Chip Day

I thought of a joke, but couldn't quite piece it together. Side note: corn chip puzzles are difficult to assemble but they taste good!

Thank goodness it's my first cake day!

What do monks spend the most time on with jigsaw puzzles?

Inner pieces.

The Pope and one of the Cardinals were sitting around doing crossword puzzles.

The Pope says, "Can you think of a four-letter word meaning 'woman' that ends with the letters, U-N-T?"

The Cardinal thinks for a moment. "Why yes, father. That would be 'AUNT'"

The Pope laughs, "YES! Of course! ...ha ha ha..." (pause) "Got an eraser?"

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