Pundit Jokes - 9 Hilarious Pundit Jokes

A Rabbi, A pundit and a Priest

A rabbi, a pundit and a priest once decided to put their skills to the test,
so they challenged each other...the challenge was who could convert a bear

They all met a few days later.....the pundit n priest were ok but the rabbi was in a full body cast...

so started the pundit...gues...

Pundits: Don't sleep on Oklahoma.

LSU: Oklahoma must be dirty, we should take them to the cleaners.

A recent poll found that just over 40% of Americans consider themselves political pundits.

This is interesting, because the same poll found that just under 15% of Americans know what the word pundit means.

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How many political pundits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just bitch about how the darkness is the other party's fault.

Do you know what happened to the word 'pundit'?

I pun'd it.

As an armchair pundit, I can't help thinking the Thai team would have escaped sooner

If they'd made better use of their subs

A lot of these Olympians must be pretty untrustworthy...

because all the TV pundits keep banging on about how unbelievable they are

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If a cable news pundit, a reality TV personality, a political spin doctor, and a serial entrepreneur are all locked in a room together, who would be the first to realize they're of shit?

The room.

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The Wasp who Won America's Heart (shaggy dog)

Deep in the wasp swamps of the wasp Florida keys, there lived a young wasp. Just as a proper wasp does, this wasp worked day and night for the hive. He worked and slaved and gave his all - but this wasp was no regular wasp, for within him was the ambition and the wisdom of a great, great wasp. So, w...

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