During a biology exam a student has to list three pros of breast milk.

He's unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:

- Contains all the nutrients a baby needs,

- Doesn't need heating,

But he still needs one more. And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes:

- Has great packaging.

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The Man, The Myth, the Legend: Frank Feldman!

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you nee...

What are some pros for Ukraine after loosing Crimea to Russia?

Theres no Crimea in Ukraine

Pros and cons of cooking food

Pros: food

Cons: cooking

Pros and cons of working as the prison librarian.

Pros: prose. Cons: cons.

Why did the anarchist die from cancer?

>!His values didn't allow him to do a prostate exam.!<

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch...

But on the other hand, you have a watch.

I want to weigh the pros and cons of becoming a veterinarian,

On one hand you get bitten a lot
And on the other hand you get bitten less.


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Investing in an assisted suicide centre has its pros and cons

The service is non-refundable but there are no repeat customers

I couldn't decide where to retire...

I couldn't decide whether to one day retire in Australia or Thailand so I decided to make a list of pros and cons. Turns out Australia has a lot of cons, and Thailand..

What are the pros and cons of a test?

Protest and contest.

The pros and cons of being overly literal

PROS:

People who profit as a result of their occupation.

CONS:

People found guilty of a criminal offense.

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Pros and cons

Pros of dating men: Their dicks.

Cons of dating men: They're dicks.

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The Golf Pro

A golf pro is going over his morning instruction list and sees the usual: a lawyer, a CEO, etc… Looking down the list, he sees someone who listed prostitute. Finally, someone different!

He meets her out on the putting green and introduces himself. “I would like to start your lessons by seeing...

Pros vs. Cons

If pro means good and con means bad and if progress means to move forward, then what the hell does congress mean?

The average paid athlete weighs more than the average felon

As you can see, the pros outweigh the cons.

Two IT pros are being held on charges for murder

The local hospital's life support machine was acting up, so they turned it off and back on again.

So I'm weighing the pros and cons for moving to Switzerland...

The flag is a big plus...

Credit to my 13yr old for this one too!

I have been weighing the pros and cons about reading poetry to prisoners.

Pros: prose
Cons: cons

I've started running poetry nights at the local prison.

It has its prose and cons

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A Japanese prison invited a few sumo wrestlers for a match...

The fattest prisoners were selected to compete and to everyone's surprise they won.

It's because the cons outweigh the pros.

A young couple dies on their way to their wedding....

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St...

Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting.

Cons: Deez nuts freezing.

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