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Prosecco Jokes

What's the difference between Prosecco and a fake injury?

One's sham-pain and the other's a sparkling Italian white wine

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I saw a sign in the booze aisle of the supermarket. It said "Alcohol-free"

Fucking bargain, I thought, so I picked up ten bottles of Prosecco.

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