What happened when the skinny butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

Did you hear about the lady who backed into a running fan?

Disaster.

I backed into a dwarf’s car the other day.

He said “I’m not happy.”

I said “Which one are you, then?”

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