Leftist Jokes

Because I can’t do anything right.

"OK, look, here's how it's going to go. I can only grant three wishes, so one of you will get two and the other will only get one. And since you're already men of power and means, you have to choose wishes that will serve your constituents."

Abbott immediately screams that he wants the two... read more

It takes everyone.

Because we're stronger, together.

The Bartender Says "Blue Moon or Red Wine?"

"Blue Moon" says the leftist.

"Red Wine" says the rightist.

"Red Wine with cannabis oil" says the Centrist.

...who all think they're Right.

Of rights, everybody is a leftist.

Cause he has two leftist feet.