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I suppose you can call me a leftist...

Because I can’t do anything right.

How many leftists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes everyone.

Because we're stronger, together.

A Centrist, Leftist, and Rightist Walk into a bar

The Bartender Says "Blue Moon or Red Wine?"

"Blue Moon" says the leftist.

"Red Wine" says the rightist.

"Red Wine with cannabis oil" says the Centrist.

Lately, there are a lot of Leftists...

...who all think they're Right.

What does a communist state lacks of?

Of rights, everybody is a leftist.

Why can't Obama dance?

Cause he has two leftist feet.

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