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Leftist Jokes

I suppose you can call me a leftist...

Because I can’t do anything right.

Greg Abbott and Joe Biden are having a meeting when suddenly a genie appears

"OK, look, here's how it's going to go. I can only grant three wishes, so one of you will get two and the other will only get one. And since you're already men of power and means, you have to choose wishes that will serve your constituents."

Abbott immediately screams that he wants the two...

How many leftists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes everyone.

Because we're stronger, together.

A Centrist, Leftist, and Rightist Walk into a bar

The Bartender Says "Blue Moon or Red Wine?"

"Blue Moon" says the leftist.

"Red Wine" says the rightist.

"Red Wine with cannabis oil" says the Centrist.

Lately, there are a lot of Leftists...

...who all think they're Right.

What does a communist state lacks of?

Of rights, everybody is a leftist.

Why can't Obama dance?

Cause he has two leftist feet.

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