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Supporter Jokes

A Trump supporter dies and goes to the pearly gates…

There he sees St Peter and gets excited and walks towards the pearly gates.

St. Peter says, "I want you to know, on the whole you were a good person, that's why you're going in. But we almost had to send you to hell because you voted for Trump."

"What do you mean? Trump is the best pre...

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My 13 year old son was attacked for being white and a Donald Trump supporter.

And I'll fucking do it again.

What does it take to turn a Trump Supporter into a socialist?

$1,000

How does a Trump supporter explain why they cannot perform in bed?

Erection fraud.

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Trump says it’s changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.

How do you tell if someone is a Trump supporter?

If their hat, shirt, bumper sticker, four flags on their car, license plate, the seven flags outside their house, and their personality doesn't tell you, I don't know what to say.

What do you call a really OLD Trump supporter?

a MAGAlosaurus

How do you keep a Trump supporter occupied?

Give me $50 now and I'll tell you in just 4 weeks!

Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?”

God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.”

After a fe...

How do you get a trump supporter to wear a mask?

Convince them to storm the capitol building

A vegan, a crossfitter, and a Trump supporter walk into a bar…

But how can you know that?

Oh, they’ll definitely tell you.

My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.

No way would she have done that if she were still alive.

I found out the other day that my car is a big supporter of the LGBTQ community.

The mechanic even said it had a great trans mission.

Which politician is the biggest supporter of statistical sciences?

Putin. He really loves the Poisson distribution.

A Trump supporter was upset...

...about having ordered custom "Trump 2020-2024" merchandise from China and now not being able to get a refund. "I just can't accept that I have to kiss my 10 yuan goodbye." I nodded sympathetically but advised him that he'll just have to accept bye ten yuan.

Why did the Trump supporter not realize he had COVID-19?

He didn't have a sense of taste to begin with.

My friend Dante was a big PETA supporter, but suddenly started protesting against them.

Dante’s in fur now.

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[NSFW] I was going to be a trump supporter for Halloween

But I couldn’t fit my head up my ass.

What's the difference between a New York Giants fan and a Trump supporter?

The New York Giants fans will admit their team sucks.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Trump supporter walk into a bar

Drink, talk, laugh and have a good time.
That’s what happens when you are not a moron

Why did the Bernie supporter show up to the polling station at 8:30 when the polls had already closed at 8:00?

He didn't know he had to vote bi den.

Did you hear about that group where only Trump supporters are allowed?

Everyone else is forbiden

I'm a big supporter of the laziness movement

You could say I'm pro-crastinater

What does the actor who plays Bucky Barnes have in commom with his overzealous supporters?

They're all Sebastian stans.

I am a big supporter of democracy.

As long as it adheres to my rules.

I am the biggest supporter of the LGBTQ community you'll ever find

Let's go buy tacos & quesadillas anytime!

A Trump supporter, a Sanders supporter and a Clinton supporter are being interviewed.

The question asked was 'what do you think of morals in politics'?
The Sanders supporter says: politics? What is politics?
The Clinton supporter says: morals? What is morals?
The Trump supporter says: think? What is think?

Yussuf Swannekamp, mayor of Whistlestop Minnesota, was running for re-election.

Polling showed a dead heat between Swannekamp and his opponent, La Hernia, with 53 votes for each candidate. Swannekamp had to find another vote if he was to stay in office. On the edge of town lived a deranged tree worshipper named Kilmer Boles, who had never voted. So Swannekamp went to the librar...

What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky?

The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian.

What two words will, when heard, get any Trump supporter to rant at length about Hillary Clinton?

"Donald" and "Trump".

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What did the blind supporter of Hitler say?

I can Nazi.

You're meeting identical triplets tonight. One's from the Army, one's a lifestyle Vegan, and one is a diehard Trump supporter. How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

What do Trump supporters use for birth control?

Their personalities.

I don’t follow English soccer, but if I did, I’d be a supporter of West Ham.

The two things ISIS hates the most.

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I don't normally see eye to eye with most Trump supporters, but if there's one thing we do agree on...

It's that the president of Puerto Rico is the dumbest son of a bitch to ever hold public office.

Donald Trump supporter, “Mr. President, when will you finally get the wall built?”

Donald Trump, “Believe me. I am Russian.”

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