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Supporter Jokes

A Trump supporter dies and goes to the pearly gates…

There he sees St Peter and gets excited and walks towards the pearly gates.

St. Peter says, "I want you to know, on the whole you were a good person, that's why you're going in. But we almost had to send you to hell because you voted for Trump."

"What do you mean? Trump is the best pre...

What does it take to turn a Trump Supporter into a socialist?

$1,000

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My 13 year old son was attacked for being white and a Donald Trump supporter.

And I'll fucking do it again.

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I don't support Trump, but I would never denigrate his supporters

If you're a Trump supporter, "denigrate" means "to put down."

How does a Trump supporter explain why they cannot perform in bed?

Erection fraud.

Hey Trump supporters, can I tell you a joke about the wall?

Never mind, you won’t get it.

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Trump says it’s changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.

Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?”

God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.”

After a fe...

2 Trump Supporters go to heaven

St. Peter greets them at the Pearly gates and asks if there is anything in the universe they'd like to know before meeting God. The fist guy asks, "What was really in Hillary's emails?"
"Nothing incriminating really", replies St. Peter.
The other guy turns and whispers, "Wow, this goes highe...

Did you hear about that group where only Trump supporters are allowed?

Everyone else is forbiden

How do you keep a Trump supporter occupied?

Give me $50 now and I'll tell you in just 4 weeks!

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Edit: Wow front page. Didn't expect this big a response.

How do you tell if someone is a Trump supporter?

If their hat, shirt, bumper sticker, four flags on their car, license plate, the seven flags outside their house, and their personality doesn't tell you, I don't know what to say.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom & Dad

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[NSFW] I was going to be a trump supporter for Halloween

But I couldn’t fit my head up my ass.

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People keep grouping all Trump supporters with these Nazi movements recently, which I disagree with and think is quite silly.

After all, the Russians fought *against* the Nazis.

A Trump supporter was upset...

...about having ordered custom "Trump 2020-2024" merchandise from China and now not being able to get a refund. "I just can't accept that I have to kiss my 10 yuan goodbye." I nodded sympathetically but advised him that he'll just have to accept bye ten yuan.

A Trump supporter, a Sanders supporter and a Clinton supporter are being interviewed.

The question asked was 'what do you think of morals in politics'?
The Sanders supporter says: politics? What is politics?
The Clinton supporter says: morals? What is morals?
The Trump supporter says: think? What is think?

Who is the most hate supporter among the Borussia Mönchengladbach football fans?

The guy who shouts out: "give me a B!!"

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look, we can change the lightbulb. That I will tell you. We're changing it, ok? And I understand what you're saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say "Is the lightbulb really dead?". Thats what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The lightbulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. ...

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A nazi, a KKK member, and a Trump supporter walk into a bar...

*walks

How do you get a trump supporter to wear a mask?

Convince them to storm the capitol building

I am a big supporter of democracy.

As long as it adheres to my rules.

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I don't normally see eye to eye with most Trump supporters, but if there's one thing we do agree on...

It's that the president of Puerto Rico is the dumbest son of a bitch to ever hold public office.

A vegan, a crossfitter, and a Trump supporter walk into a bar…

But how can you know that?

Oh, they’ll definitely tell you.

Which politician is the biggest supporter of statistical sciences?

Putin. He really loves the Poisson distribution.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Trump supporter walk into a bar

Drink, talk, laugh and have a good time.
That’s what happens when you are not a moron

My friend Dante was a big PETA supporter, but suddenly started protesting against them.

Dante’s in fur now.

I am the biggest supporter of the LGBTQ community you'll ever find

Let's go buy tacos & quesadillas anytime!

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A guy looking for a fight...

A guy looking for a fight walks into a biker bar and shouts, "Donald Trump is an asshole."

The biggest guys in the bar gets in his face and warns him, "You better watch what you say around here."

"Why? Are you a Trump supporter?"

"No, I'm an asshole."

What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky?

The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian.

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What did the blind supporter of Hitler say?

I can Nazi.

My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.

No way would she have done that if she were still alive.

What's the difference between a New York Giants fan and a Trump supporter?

The New York Giants fans will admit their team sucks.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

I found out the other day that my car is a big supporter of the LGBTQ community.

The mechanic even said it had a great trans mission.

A Belgian supporter walks into a bar in France.

"Ouch" he says, while rubbing his forehead.

He then proceeds to walk to the nearest pub for a refreshment where he calls over the barman and orders a regular coke with ice.

The barman looks up and replies: "I'm sorry sir, we've run out of regular coke, but if you'd like I have one zer...

What does Donald Trump tell Barack Obama supporters?

Orange Is The New Black

What do you call a loud Trump supporter?

A Trumpet.

How do you circumcise a Trump supporter?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Donald Trump supporter, “Mr. President, when will you finally get the wall built?”

Donald Trump, “Believe me. I am Russian.”

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A Trump supporter and a squirrel humping an acorn...

are both fucking nuts.

A Trump supporter dies and goes to heaven...

St. Peter says, "Welcome, we've been expecting you. But there's only one problem, we have some tough zoning laws around here and all we put all the Trump supporters in that area. And as you can see it's absolutely choked full. There is no room for you."

The Trump supporter says, "That's ok. M...

What two words will, when heard, get any Trump supporter to rant at length about Hillary Clinton?

"Donald" and "Trump".

What do you call a Trump supporter on a Friday night?

A bad person

How to get a date with a Clinton supporter today...

Baby, want a tissue?

What happens when you call a Trump supporter xenophobic?

They do a quick google search and then agree with you.

TIL Chicago is the #1 supporter of Latin women.

They always yell: Go Chica! Go!

Why did the Bernie supporter show up to the polling station at 8:30 when the polls had already closed at 8:00?

He didn't know he had to vote bi den.

What do Trump and his supporters NOT have in common?

His supporters have a blind trust.

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Did you hear the joke about how Trump was confirmed as a nazi supporter?

Sounded about reicht.

What do Trump supporters use for birth control?

Their personalities.

I don’t follow English soccer, but if I did, I’d be a supporter of West Ham.

The two things ISIS hates the most.

A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens

He kept trying to peel the ferns.

How many trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I've stopped counting.

What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters?

You'll never de-fetus.

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What's the difference between a Bernie Sanders supporter and a fat stripper?

A fat stripper actually gets to the polls.

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