I just found out the other day that my car is a big supporter of the LGBT communtiy

The mechanic even said that the car has a great trans mission.

How do you keep a Trump supporter occupied?

Give me $50 now and I'll tell you in just 4 weeks!

Which politician is the biggest supporter of statistical sciences?

Putin. He really loves the Poisson distribution.

How do you tell if someone is a Trump supporter?

If their hat, shirt, bumper sticker, four flags on their car, license plate, the seven flags outside their house, and their personality doesn't tell you, I don't know what to say.

Your mama so ugly...

Trump supporters don't get offended when she leaves her mask on!

3 people walk into a room.

One is a stoner, one is a vegan and one is an LGBT supporter. How can you tell which one is which?


They'll tell you

Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven.

They ask God if he'd answer one question.
"Of course" God says.
They ask how the Democrats rigged the election in 2020.
"It wasn't rigged" God replies.

The Trump supporters look at each other and say, "This conspiracy goes higher than we thought!"

Why Republican politicians have a better system than Democrat politicians do.

Democrat politicians bribe their supporters, but Republican supporters bribe their politicians!

Why didn't the Capitol-storming Trump supporters bring anything to quench their thirst?

Because before they got there they had already drank the 'Q'-laid.

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Trumps says it’s done and they all cheer in the dark

What's the difference between a New York Giants fan and a Trump supporter?

The New York Giants fans will admit their team sucks.

A Trump supporter was upset...

...about having ordered custom "Trump 2020-2024" merchandise from China and now not being able to get a refund. "I just can't accept that I have to kiss my 10 yuan goodbye." I nodded sympathetically but advised him that he'll just have to accept bye ten yuan.

How do you get a trump supporter to wear a mask?

Convince them to storm the capitol building

The Pope opens up the newspaper, and finds the headline says he has been accused of Matchfixing!

The Pope opens up the newspaper, and finds the headline says he has been accused of Matchfixing!

Although he doesn't have to, he decides to go to court to clear his name of this slander.

At the courtroom, the prosocuter asks him, "Is is true that you sent Juventus your thoughts and pra...

First there were BLM protesters and now Trump supporters

Looks like orange is the new black

Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?”

God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.”

After a fe...

What do you call a large gathering of Trump supporters?

An insurrection.

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