A vegan, a crossfitter, and a Trump supporter walk into a bar…

But how can you know that?

Oh, they’ll definitely tell you.

What do Trump supporters use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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why did the boy throw dog excrement at a bunch of football (soccer) supporters?

He wanted to know what happens when the shit hits the fan.

At the moment he is recovering in hospital.

How do you keep a Trump supporter occupied?

Give me $50 now and I'll tell you in just 4 weeks!

I found out the other day that my car is a big supporter of the LGBTQ community.

The mechanic even said it had a great trans mission.

Which politician is the biggest supporter of statistical sciences?

Putin. He really loves the Poisson distribution.

Your mama so ugly...

Trump supporters don't get offended when she leaves her mask on!

How do you tell if someone is a Trump supporter?

If their hat, shirt, bumper sticker, four flags on their car, license plate, the seven flags outside their house, and their personality doesn't tell you, I don't know what to say.

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