A Trump supporter dies and goes to the pearly gates…

There he sees St Peter and gets excited and walks towards the pearly gates.

St. Peter says, "I want you to know, on the whole you were a good person, that's why you're going in. But we almost had to send you to hell because you voted for Trump."

"What do you mean? Trump is the best pre...

My son has been spat on, cussed out, beaten up, and taken an immense amount of harrassment and abuse, all for being a Trump supporter

I hate to think of what will happen to him when he leaves the house

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, if they’re told the lightbulb doesn’t exist, it doesn’t need changing

I am a big supporter of democracy.

As long as it adheres to my rules.

At the end of the day Trump will have 2 supporters that I feel sorry for...

They are his feet!

What does it take to turn a Trump Supporter into a socialist?

$1,000

How many trumo supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They all. Sit in the dark saying it's working ti someone questions it. Then that person is fired because there is no broken light bulbs.

The US confederate flags supporters should be proud.

They are part of a long line of countries that lost wars to the USA.

Why are Trump supporters usually first to the ballot box?

Because they’re always Russian

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My 13 year old son was attacked for being white and a Donald Trump supporter.

And I'll fucking do it again.

Why did the Bernie supporter show up to the polling station at 8:30 when the polls had already closed at 8:00?

He didn't know he had to vote bi den.

Why didn't Sanders supporters vote for him on Super Tuesday?

Because they were too busy posting on Reddit

Did you hear about the Trump supporter’s failed suicide attempt?

Fake noose.

What does Bernie Sanders have most in common with his supporters?

They both don’t show up to vote when it matters

How many Bernie Sanders supporters does it take to win a primary election?

Trick question. They can't win, because they don't vote.

Did you hear that some white supremacy supporters are holding a fun run?

They are saying it will be the most superior race in town

My friend Dante was a big PETA supporter, but suddenly started protesting against them.

Dante’s in fur now.

It's not going to be easy for Joe Biden to earn the votes of Bernie's supporters.

Not even Bernie himself could do it.

Why aren't all the Trump supporters out having a rally against his impeachment?

Their white sheets aren't clean from the last rally yet

Hey Trump supporters, can I tell you a joke about the wall?

Never mind, you won’t get it.

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I don't normally see eye to eye with most Trump supporters, but if there's one thing we do agree on...

It's that the president of Puerto Rico is the dumbest son of a bitch to ever hold public office.

I'm a big supporter of the lazynesss movement.

You could say I'm, pro-crastinator.

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People keep grouping all Trump supporters with these Nazi movements recently, which I disagree with and think is quite silly.

After all, the Russians fought *against* the Nazis.

What do Labour supporters and trickle down economics have in common?

They don't work.

How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I’m not sure, but they haven’t even bought the bulb yet. Guess they’re still waiting for the Mexicans to pay for it.

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I don't support Trump, but I would never denigrate his supporters

If you're a Trump supporter, "denigrate" means "to put down."

2 Trump Supporters go to heaven

St. Peter greets them at the Pearly gates and asks if there is anything in the universe they'd like to know before meeting God. The fist guy asks, "What was really in Hillary's emails?"
"Nothing incriminating really", replies St. Peter.
The other guy turns and whispers, "Wow, this goes highe...

A Jew, a Muslim and a Trump supporter walk into a bar

Drink, talk, laugh and have a good time.
That’s what happens when you are not a moron

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What did the blind supporter of Hitler say?

I can Nazi.

Trump said he could murder someone in broad daylight and not lose any supporters.

Sadly, that was the last time he ever told the truth.

I am the biggest supporter of the LGBTQ community you'll ever find

Let's go buy tacos & quesadillas anytime!

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

We will never know because they’re too busy blaming the liberal media for the light bulb not working or conspiring to plant a faulty bulb.

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