A Trump supporter dies and goes to the pearly gates…

There he sees St Peter and gets excited and walks towards the pearly gates.

St. Peter says, "I want you to know, on the whole you were a good person, that's why you're going in. But we almost had to send you to hell because you voted for Trump."

"What do you mean? Trump is the best pre...

Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?”

God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.”

After a fe...

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Trump says it’s done and they all cheer in the dark.

Did you hear about that group where only Trump supporters are allowed?

Everyone else is forbiden

What does it take to turn a Trump Supporter into a socialist?

$1,000

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My 13 year old son was attacked for being white and a Donald Trump supporter.

And I'll fucking do it again.

How do you get a trump supporter to wear a mask?

Convince them to storm the capitol building

How many trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I've stopped counting.

A Trump supporter was upset...

...about having ordered custom "Trump 2020-2024" merchandise from China and now not being able to get a refund. "I just can't accept that I have to kiss my 10 yuan goodbye." I nodded sympathetically but advised him that he'll just have to accept bye ten yuan.

2 hardcore Trump supporters die and go to heaven...

Then they get deported for being illegal immigrants

Why did the Trump supporter not realize he had COVID-19?

He didn't have a sense of taste to begin with.

How many trumo supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They all. Sit in the dark saying it's working ti someone questions it. Then that person is fired because there is no broken light bulbs.

What's a Trump Supporter's favorite car?

A Mini Couper.

Why didn't the Capitol-storming Trump supporters bring anything to quench their thirst?

Because before they got there they had already drank the 'Q'-laid.

Trump Supporters are demanding to join the LGBTQ+ community.

They say they identify as Non-Bidenary

A Trump supporter dies and is standing in front of God

God: is there anything I can do for you?

Trump Supporter: can you tell me if the Democrats stole the election?

God: of course not, the Democrats didn’t steal the election!

Trump Supporter: Gasp! The Deep State goes higher than I thought!

What's the difference between a New York Giants fan and a Trump supporter?

The New York Giants fans will admit their team sucks.

First there were BLM protesters and now Trump supporters

Looks like orange is the new black

My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.

No way would she have done that if she were still alive.

“Pro-life supporter bombs abortion clinic; multiple dead”

And they say America doesn’t do satire

Trump left hundreds of supporters stranded in the freezing cold last night

Which goes to show that even the biggest support can be turned blue

Why are Trump supporters usually first to the ballot box?

Because they’re always Russian

I'm a big supporter of the laziness movement

You could say I'm pro-crastinater

Why did Trump's supporters go looking for a dwarf Mexican?

Because most American power is held by a tiny minority.

Plant cells are surely Trump supporters

“We need a WALL”

The US confederate flags supporters should be proud.

They are part of a long line of countries that lost wars to the USA.

I am a big supporter of democracy.

As long as it adheres to my rules.

Did you hear about the Trump supporter’s failed suicide attempt?

Fake noose.

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A politician vists a town in one of his electoral districs.

It is a small, remote town deep in the mountains.
When he arrives he is greeted by the towns people, the mayor, and a camera crew. He waves and shakes his supporters hands while smiling for the camera.
Finally he walks up to the mayor of the small town and asks:

"So mayor, what problems...

Hey Trump supporters, can I tell you a joke about the wall?

Never mind, you won’t get it.

Why Republican politicians have a better system than Democrat politicians do.

Democrat politicians bribe their supporters, but Republican supporters bribe their politicians!

Why didn't Sanders supporters vote for him on Super Tuesday?

Because they were too busy posting on Reddit

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I don't support Trump, but I would never denigrate his supporters

If you're a Trump supporter, "denigrate" means "to put down."

Why aren't all the Trump supporters out having a rally against his impeachment?

Their white sheets aren't clean from the last rally yet

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I don't normally see eye to eye with most Trump supporters, but if there's one thing we do agree on...

It's that the president of Puerto Rico is the dumbest son of a bitch to ever hold public office.

The Pope opens up the newspaper, and finds the headline says he has been accused of Matchfixing!

The Pope opens up the newspaper, and finds the headline says he has been accused of Matchfixing!

Although he doesn't have to, he decides to go to court to clear his name of this slander.

At the courtroom, the prosocuter asks him, "Is is true that you sent Juventus your thoughts and pra...

Someone has spray painted a swastika on Donald Trump's star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame.

The police are still trying to figure out if it was a supporter or an opponent.

Why did the Bernie supporter show up to the polling station at 8:30 when the polls had already closed at 8:00?

He didn't know he had to vote bi den.

How many Bernie Sanders supporters does it take to win a primary election?

Trick question. They can't win, because they don't vote.

My friend Dante was a big PETA supporter, but suddenly started protesting against them.

Dante’s in fur now.

2 Trump Supporters go to heaven

St. Peter greets them at the Pearly gates and asks if there is anything in the universe they'd like to know before meeting God. The fist guy asks, "What was really in Hillary's emails?"
"Nothing incriminating really", replies St. Peter.
The other guy turns and whispers, "Wow, this goes highe...

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People keep grouping all Trump supporters with these Nazi movements recently, which I disagree with and think is quite silly.

After all, the Russians fought *against* the Nazis.

Did you hear that some white supremacy supporters are holding a fun run?

They are saying it will be the most superior race in town

It's not going to be easy for Joe Biden to earn the votes of Bernie's supporters.

Not even Bernie himself could do it.

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