Supporters Jokes

None. Trump says it’s changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?”

God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.”

After a fe... read more

St. Peter greets them at the Pearly gates and asks if there is anything in the universe they'd like to know before meeting God. The fist guy asks, "What was really in Hillary's emails?"
"Nothing incriminating really", replies St. Peter.
The other guy turns and whispers, "Wow, this goes highe... read more

Everyone else is forbiden

Mom & Dad

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Edit: Wow front page. Didn't expect this big a response.

Look, we can change the lightbulb. That I will tell you. We're changing it, ok? And I understand what you're saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say "Is the lightbulb really dead?". Thats what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The lightbulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. ... read more

Never mind, you won’t get it.

Orange Is The New Black

...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.

His supporters have a blind trust.

Their personalities.

I don't know, I've stopped counting.

You'll never de-fetus.

Because they were too busy posting on Reddit

We will never know because they’re too busy blaming the liberal media for the light bulb not working or conspiring to plant a faulty bulb.

They say they identify as Non-Bidenary

Their English is too good.

They are part of a long line of countries that lost wars to the USA.

They're all Sebastian stans.

I’m not sure, but they haven’t even bought the bulb yet. Guess they’re still waiting for the Mexicans to pay for it.

Then they get deported for being illegal immigrants

Romney supporters sign their checks on the front. Obama supporters sign their checks on the back.

Trick question. They can't win, because they don't vote.

None. They all. Sit in the dark saying it's working ti someone questions it. Then that person is fired because there is no broken light bulbs.

Because they’re always Russian

Because most American power is held by a tiny minority.

It’s going to take a lot of people to clean up this mess.

Neither of them voted for Bernie Sanders

Because he knows one of his supporters would never shoot him

Which goes to show that even the biggest support can be turned blue

But you haven't lost the w- oh right.

Their white sheets aren't clean from the last rally yet

Because before they got there they had already drank the 'Q'-laid.

Walnuts

Trumpeteers.
Because he sure can toot his own horn.

...before anyone freaks out. Hillary is also a deplorable person. It's a wonderful election season, ain't it folks?

to get out and vote early on Wednesday.

They don't work.

Because they're friends with grand wizards.

They are saying it will be the most superior race in town

Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.

(all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)

You haven’t lost the wa-Oh wait....wow that’s awkward

Sadly, that was the last time he ever told the truth.

But they hate 1%

Half of them don't work and the other half aren't very bright.

3 K's

They tried to find Hillary supporters errors as well, but they got deleted.