What sentence can be heard in an of private detectives?
"It's all coming together"
The private detective is called to a crime scene
As he enters the very large and rustic mansion, he is led to the location where the body was found. It seems like the perfect crime scene. No prints, no clues, just a dead man, with no signs of how he was murdered.
The detective says: “do you have any suspects?” The police officer in charge o...
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife
The husband wanted more than a written report , he wanted video of his wife's activities . A week later , the detective returned with a video . They sat down together to watch it Although the quality was less than professional , the husband saw his wife meeting another man ! He saw the two of...
When you hire a Private Detective?
An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony.
But being cautious, he hired a private detective for the job of looking into her past and finding out if she had any previous affairs with any men....
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An English lord suspected his wife of cheating
So he hires a private detective to follow her.
On Sunday they meet.
"Well Mortimer" says the lord "what have you discovered?"
"Well sir, on Saturday your wife left at a quarter past three, went into the city, met a man at a five to four, by half past six they left for the cinem...
Cheating Husband
A woman who suspects her husband of 20 years to be cheating, decides to hire a private detective.
The PI follows the husband around for several months, taking photos while the husband visits many different women.
After another couple of months, the PI stops by the house to speak to the...
A man in Shanghai named Sam wakes up one morning to find...
A man in Shanghai named Sam wakes up one morning to find that his car, a Mustang, has had all the internal components removed, leaving only a hollow, useless shell. He calls the police and soon an investigative team arrives.
The lead investigator approaches the victim and says "It appear...
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Wife and technical support
Dear technical support.
Last year I upgraded my Boyfriend 5.0 program in to the version Husband 1.0 and I noticed that the new program has unexpected changes in its processing modules. The program limited the access to Flowers and Jewelry applications which worked perfectly under the version...
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