What did the pi say to the i

Be real

I don't understand why people are celebrating pi day.

It's irrational.

Want to see all the decimal digits of Pi?

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long ?

A pi-thon

What language should you speak on Pi day?

Sine language!

Seriously people need to stop with the pi day jokes.

I've heard them all like 3.14 million times already

Do You Know What Would Make Pi Day Better?

Cake.

I tried to connect my Raspberry Pi to my printer....

But the printer always jams!

I tried to memorize 100 digits of pi today

But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?

Couldn't find any round pies for Pi Day!

My baker insists pie are squared

A maths professor was struggling to teach his student the first 10 numbers of pi.

So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Pi and i were having an argument

When suddenly i shouted “will you just be rational”
Pi responded “ get real”
Happy pi day

A man dies and goes to Hell.

Satan greets him and says, "Welcome to hell, Dave. First, the Wi-fi password is..."

Dave says, "Wait, you guys have wi-fi?"

Satan replies, "Of course we do."

"That's certainly not bad at all" says Dave.

Satan continues, "So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the numb...

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A math professor, Dave, has a problem with his sink so he calls a plumber.

The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways.

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumbe...

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.


What were you expecting, a pi joke on my cake day?

I ate 3.14 pizzas today, you know what I got?

I got fat!
What, did you expect a pi joke?

Did you know?

That 3.14% of sailors are PI-rates?

Happy Pi Day

Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

An engineer and a mathematician are both interviewed for a job...

One of the interview questions is, "What is pi?"
The engineer answers, "About 3."
The mathematician is still answering to this day.

e, pi and i might be different

But e, with the power of pi and i is absolutely 1! #mathcanbefunny

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

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She didn't make me wear a condom today, which made me cum in 3.141 seconds.

We call it my cream pi day!

What do you call a 3.14 long sea raider?

A pi-rate.

How do you earn karma on March 14 (3/14) when it isn’t your cake day?

Easy! Slice of pi.

I know every single digit of pi!

I just don't have them in the right order.

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These fucking Pi jokes today

are going to be endless.

5 Jokes About Pi

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

What kind of reptile does PI work, and works in personal finance on the side?

An investigator

Random Joke

So I was doing my math homework and I thought of a joke. You might only get it if you have learned about pi in math. Here it is:

So one day I became afraid of π. π is an irrational number so does that mean I need to go to the doctor because I have an irrational fear?

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Everyone seems to be making jokes about pi, radius, and diameters today

Honestly sounds like a big circle jerk

Why should you never tell rumours to Pi ?

Because they will go on and on and on.

I asked someone a question about pi.

The answer was neverending.

A friend has a fear of pi.

I keep telling him it's irrational, but he doesn't listen.

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We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why was it scared of Pi?

Because Pi is fucking irrational.

39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom

Scientists still can’t determine how much is needed for your mother though

People are worrying about Huawei stealing personal info but it's the Western technologies (Apple, Blackberry, Raisin, Raspberry pi) that we should be concerned about.

They're much more likely to be inciders.

A number is visiting a letter's house, where the letter is cooking a pi in the oven.

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

I know the first 1,000,000 digits of pi..

its their order that I’m still foggy on

When you turn pi/2 in 1

Forgive me God for I have sinned.

A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:

A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:

"Someone call fer me?"

I look down at my homework, and back up at the pirate and say, "uhhh, I was just trying to figure out how to do this problem, nothing a pirate could help with."

The pirate walks menacingly toward me, and I con...

Obligatory post on 3/14: Why should you never talk to pi?

Because he'll just go on forever.

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What do you call someone who's attracted to circles?

pi-sexual

My girlfriend is like Pi.

Completely irrational.

Pi said to i, "Get real!"

"Be rational!" responds i.

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

A Math Joke

The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.”

The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

Welcome to the Pi shop,

open 22/7

I can see quite a number of these Pi jokes coming from a mile away.

Although I can't seem to catch their ending no matter how I try.

How do you calculate the volume of a pizza with radius Z and height A?

Pi * Z * Z * A

My Pi Day joke

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

You know what they say about Pi Day...

It really is an irrational holiday.

You must have watched "The Life of Pi".

But have you watched "The Life of Pi x R^(2)"?

It is pointless!

A man sits next to a blonde on an airplane...

He says to the blonde, knowing he could outsmart her, “If I give you a question you cannot answer, you must pay me $10.”

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

Once a mathematics professor noticed that his kitchen sink at home broke down.

He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day, sealed a few screws and everything worked perfectly.

The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.

"This is a third of my monthly salary!", he yelled.

Well, all the sam...

Why does nobody talks to pi?

He's irrational and he goes on forever..

I set my password to be the last 4 digits of pi.

Nobody's ever been able to crack it.

Pi is very important .....

Without it our opinions would just be onions. :(

The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was

Sir Cumference.



He acquired his size from too much pi.

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A "Pi"-thon.

(brought to you by the bad puns initiative)

I came home to my wife yelling "The square root of pi!" angrily.

I told her she was being irrational.

As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0

I'm having an identity crisis.

Im getting tired of the book "Life of Pi."

It never ends.

I've memorized all the digits in pi, I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's so hard.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Pi and -7 walks into a bar

They both ordered drinks.

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I
want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...

Teacher: What is the value of Pi?

Teacher: What is the value of Pi?
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

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A rich business man suspected his wife of cheating

So he hired a shady private investigator to confirm his suspicions. One afternoon while at work he gets a call from the PI to meet him top of a high rise building. He immediately rushes there. Once there the PI hands him a pair of binoculars and points across the street at the neighbouring high rise...

My friend decided to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision.

Girl, are you pi?

'Cause you are long and sweet.

C'mon, guys. Let's stop talking about pi day.

Its getting irrational.

Let's give a circle of applause for Pi day

No? Ok, sorry.

Chinese PI

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. ...

I gave that movie 3.14 stars!

Cause I pi-rated it.

Come in our nerd group!

We have pi

what did the robot order at the take away place?

computer chips with a dessert of raspberry pi

Pi-ku

Math is fun

When

Mixed with some pie

Pi compliment

Wow, you look radian today.

What's the difference between Cake and Pie?

Pi day is the same for everyone yet it's only my Cake day today!

Ok... So there might be a few other redditors sharing my day... Happy Cake Day!

All the answers on my trig test were off by pi/2...

I guess that's what I get for not checking my sines.

What's the difference between two 10" pizzas and one 14" pizza?

One pi

How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?

Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.

(Credit to my cousin)

I tried arguing with the Priests of Pi about religion...

But they just kept relying on circular logic.

National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday

To me it's a little bit more than that.

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