but for me it will always be cake day!

An investigator

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Because Pi is fucking irrational.

Fat. You get fat.

You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

C'mon, you know the rules!!

You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

C'mon, you know the rules!!

Sine language!

It's irrational.

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Honestly sounds like a big circle jerk

The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.”

The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

I just don’t know the order of them

So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Because they will go on and on and on.

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So he hired a shady private investigator to confirm his suspicions. One afternoon while at work he gets a call from the PI to meet him top of a high rise building. He immediately rushes there. Once there the PI hands him a pair of binoculars and points across the street at the neighbouring high rise...

He says to the blonde, knowing he could outsmart her, “If I give you a question you cannot answer, you must pay me $10.”

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

He knows the last digit of Pi

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day, sealed a few screws and everything worked perfectly.

The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.

"This is a third of my monthly salary!", he yelled.

Well, all the sam...

The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.

"This is a third of my monthly salary!", he yelled.

Well, all the sam...

Completely irrational

I just always forget the order!”

The answer was neverending.

Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

A pi-thon

I keep telling him it's irrational, but he doesn't listen.

Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

They're much more likely to be inciders.

A "Pi"-thon.

(brought to you by the bad puns initiative)

(brought to you by the bad puns initiative)

Call that one the cream pi

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found:

"*Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I f...

"*Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I f...

Scientists still can’t determine how much is needed for your mother though

its their order that I’m still foggy on

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are going to be endless.

Pumpkin pi.

computer chips with a dessert of raspberry pi

We have pi

Because he'll just go on forever.

Forgive me God for I have sinned.

"What are you doing?" The mathematician asked, confused.

"I'm eating my pie, what does it look like?". Euler replied.

The mathematician knew Euler was a weird guy, but he wasn't going to pass on the opportunity to talk to one of his heroes, so he walked up to the stool beside him.

<...

"I'm eating my pie, what does it look like?". Euler replied.

The mathematician knew Euler was a weird guy, but he wasn't going to pass on the opportunity to talk to one of his heroes, so he walked up to the stool beside him.

<...

I once watched a month full of march madness. From behind the arc I saw a three point won four.... won five games.

Pi day is the same for everyone yet it's only my Cake day today!

Ok... So there might be a few other redditors sharing my day... Happy Cake Day!

Ok... So there might be a few other redditors sharing my day... Happy Cake Day!

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

Cause I pi-rated it.

open 22/7

Although I can't seem to catch their ending no matter how I try.

"Be rational!" responds i.

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

One pi

But have you watched "The Life of Pi x R^(2)"?

It is pointless!

It is pointless!

PiFace!

It really is an irrational holiday.

He's irrational and he goes on forever..

But what about the next day?

Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear

Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear

Else it would be a pi.

Note: I hate to think if this hastily because I am late for my cake day. xd

Note: I hate to think if this hastily because I am late for my cake day. xd

that's right, Magnum Pi.

Those are the Pi Rates of the Caribbean.

His friend replies 'shut your pi hole'

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

I told her she was being irrational.

I'm having an identity crisis.

Just another number, and an irrational one at that.

Nobody's ever been able to crack it.

Kirby after winning the Pi eating contest.

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Without it our opinions would just be onions. :(

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Pi : get real

i : be rational

i : be rational

It never ends.

He receives two

Its getting irrational.

It was an irrational decision.

Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.

(Credit to my cousin)

(Credit to my cousin)

'Cause you are long and sweet.

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The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways.

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could b...

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could b...

360 degrees.

They both ordered drinks.

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I

want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I

want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...

Math is fun

When

Mixed with some pie

When

Mixed with some pie

Wow, you look radian today.

Teacher: What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

But they just kept relying on circular logic.

To me it's a little bit more than that.

"You know even though pi is usually written upto only two digits after the decimal point it is actually infinite."

The other cow replies,”moo.”

The other cow replies,”moo.”

"Honey, if you could pick any number to represent me, what would it be?"

"Pi," said the husband.

"Oh!" she replied "That's interesting. Does it have something to do with circles?"

"No," he said. "But Pi is irrational, darling."

"Pi," said the husband.

"Oh!" she replied "That's interesting. Does it have something to do with circles?"

"No," he said. "But Pi is irrational, darling."

Sin pi

Pi * z * z * a

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Well, it’s basically a very flat cylinder. Let’s give it a random radius “z” and an arbitrary height “a”.

The volume of a cylinder is 3.14 x radius squared x height.

(Pi)(z)(z)(a)

Just a joke I remembered from math class way back in the day.

The volume of a cylinder is 3.14 x radius squared x height.

(Pi)(z)(z)(a)

Just a joke I remembered from math class way back in the day.

I told him I didn't want to repeat myself.

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