A pi-thon

But e, with the power of pi and i is absolutely 1! #mathcanbefunny

Be real

Fat. You get fat.

You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

An investigator

It's irrational.

I just don’t know the order of them

Sine language!

But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?

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Honestly sounds like a big circle jerk

So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:

"Someone call fer me?"

I look down at my homework, and back up at the pirate and say, "uhhh, I was just trying to figure out how to do this problem, nothing a pirate could help with."

The pirate walks menacingly toward me, and I con...

"Someone call fer me?"

I look down at my homework, and back up at the pirate and say, "uhhh, I was just trying to figure out how to do this problem, nothing a pirate could help with."

The pirate walks menacingly toward me, and I con...

One of the interview questions is, "What is pi?"

The engineer answers, "About 3."

The mathematician is still answering to this day.

The engineer answers, "About 3."

The mathematician is still answering to this day.

Because they will go on and on and on.

I just always forget the order!”

Pumpkin Pi.

The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.”

The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

I keep telling him it's irrational, but he doesn't listen.

Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

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Because Pi is fucking irrational.

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pi-sexual

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are going to be endless.

They're much more likely to be inciders.

Scientists still can’t determine how much is needed for your mother though

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

its their order that I’m still foggy on

Pi * Z * Z * A

Because he'll just go on forever.

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

He says to the blonde, knowing he could outsmart her, “If I give you a question you cannot answer, you must pay me $10.”

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

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So he hired a shady private investigator to confirm his suspicions. One afternoon while at work he gets a call from the PI to meet him top of a high rise building. He immediately rushes there. Once there the PI hands him a pair of binoculars and points across the street at the neighbouring high rise...

Forgive me God for I have sinned.

He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day, sealed a few screws and everything worked perfectly.

The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.

"This is a third of my monthly salary!", he yelled.

Well, all the sam...

The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.

"This is a third of my monthly salary!", he yelled.

Well, all the sam...

I once watched a month full of march madness. From behind the arc I saw a three point won four.... won five games.

open 22/7

Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

Although I can't seem to catch their ending no matter how I try.

Completely irrational.

"Be rational!" responds i.

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

A "Pi"-thon.

(brought to you by the bad puns initiative)

(brought to you by the bad puns initiative)

It really is an irrational holiday.

But have you watched "The Life of Pi x R^(2)"?

It is pointless!

It is pointless!

Call that one the cream pi

It got a rating of 3.14 on IMDB. It was a pi-rated movie.

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found:

"*Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I f...

"*Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I f...

He's irrational and he goes on forever..

We have pi

computer chips with a dessert of raspberry pi

Pi day is the same for everyone yet it's only my Cake day today!

Ok... So there might be a few other redditors sharing my day... Happy Cake Day!

Ok... So there might be a few other redditors sharing my day... Happy Cake Day!

I told her she was being irrational.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

One pi

Just another number, and an irrational one at that.

Nobody's ever been able to crack it.

I'm having an identity crisis.

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

It never ends.

Without it our opinions would just be onions. :(

It was an irrational decision.

Pi : get real

i : be rational

i : be rational

He receives two

Its getting irrational.

'Cause you are long and sweet.

They both ordered drinks.

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I

want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I

want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...

Math is fun

When

Mixed with some pie

When

Mixed with some pie

Wow, you look radian today.

Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.

(Credit to my cousin)

(Credit to my cousin)

Those are the Pi Rates of the Caribbean.

Teacher: What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

But what about the next day?

Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear

Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear

Else it would be a pi.

Note: I hate to think if this hastily because I am late for my cake day. xd

Note: I hate to think if this hastily because I am late for my cake day. xd

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The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways.

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could b...

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could b...

that's right, Magnum Pi.

His friend replies 'shut your pi hole'

But they just kept relying on circular logic.

To me it's a little bit more than that.

"Honey, if you could pick any number to represent me, what would it be?"

"Pi," said the husband.

"Oh!" she replied "That's interesting. Does it have something to do with circles?"

"No," he said. "But Pi is irrational, darling."

"Pi," said the husband.

"Oh!" she replied "That's interesting. Does it have something to do with circles?"

"No," he said. "But Pi is irrational, darling."

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

I told him I didn't want to repeat myself.

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