It's irrational.

So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Because it is both infinite, and not that much.

Fat. You get fat.

You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

It may be a low level but it goes on forever

We'll have come full circle then.

I've heard them all like 3.14 million times already

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

Sine language!

But then I realized it was just going on and on and on…

They’re both irrational.

Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

Then I realized it was irrational.

Chicken pot pi

A Pi-thon

But the printer always jams!

I just don't have them in the right order.

When suddenly i shouted “will you just be rational”

Pi responded “ get real”

Happy pi day

Pi responded “ get real”

Happy pi day

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

All the food is round, but the pie are square.

They found it by writing the whole number on your mom's belly.

Their last big fight:

e^x: “Pi, I can never figure you out!”

Pi: “Me? The more you seem to change, the more you just stay the same!”

e^x: “Pi, I can never figure you out!”

Pi: “Me? The more you seem to change, the more you just stay the same!”

ate something

Since Pi = 3.14159

and e = 2.71828

so Pie = Pi x e

hence pie = 8.539721265

A friend and I were discussing Pie and I came up with this joke

I thought it was funny and she said it is the most pathetic joke she has ever heard

So Just looking for a con...

and e = 2.71828

so Pie = Pi x e

hence pie = 8.539721265

A friend and I were discussing Pie and I came up with this joke

I thought it was funny and she said it is the most pathetic joke she has ever heard

So Just looking for a con...

But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?

I said, 'Good idea, we can cover more ground that way.'

However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.

My baker insists pie are squared

Because the next Greek letter is Pi and you know how long that goes on

I keep telling him it's irrational, but he doesn't listen.

Thanks, America! Now I know π=14.03

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

But e, with the power of pi and i is absolutely 1! #mathcanbefunny

The pi variant, but this time there’s a 3.14159% chance of survival.

This isn't the best joke, but I'm really proud of how it came out. My sister and I are both in town visiting our parents for the first time in years. I keep dropping bad puns and my sister keeps yelling at me.

Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was r...

Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was r...

This joke *may* contain profanity. 🤔

are going to be endless.

Scientists still can’t determine how much is needed for your mother though

Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi

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Because Pi is fucking irrational.

Completely irrational.

Forgive me God for I have sinned.

They're much more likely to be inciders.

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

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"Bullshit!" I exclaimed. "Pie are round!"

Because he'll just go on forever.

They both ordered drinks.

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I

want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I

want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...

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Honestly sounds like a big circle jerk

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The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways.

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumbe...

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumbe...

The answer was neverending.

"Be rational!" responds i.

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

its their order that I’m still foggy on

Satan greets him and says, "Welcome to hell, Dave. First, the Wi-fi password is..."

Dave says, "Wait, you guys have wi-fi?"

Satan replies, "Of course we do."

"That's certainly not bad at all" says Dave.

Satan continues, "So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the numb...

Dave says, "Wait, you guys have wi-fi?"

Satan replies, "Of course we do."

"That's certainly not bad at all" says Dave.

Satan continues, "So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the numb...

An octo-pi

Raspberry pi

Although I can't seem to catch their ending no matter how I try.

I told her she was being irrational.

An investigator

It really is an irrational holiday.

open 22/7

He's irrational and he goes on forever..

It never ends.

Nobody's ever been able to crack it.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Without it our opinions would just be onions. :(

That 3.14% of sailors are PI-rates?

Teacher: What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

It was an irrational decision.

Its getting irrational.

I'm a tutor at a school and me and my students are having a Pi day celebration and we are having Pie and Pi trivia. I would appreciate it if you guys gave me some Pi or Pie related riddles. Please nothing about sir cumference or magnum pi or moon pi or cow pi. I need riddles that I can't find by doi...

'Cause you are long and sweet.

I'm having an identity crisis.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

There is no end to his irrationality.

To me it's a little bit more than that.

But they just kept relying on circular logic.

He says to the blonde, knowing he could outsmart her, “If I give you a question you cannot answer, you must pay me $10.”

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

Just another number, and an irrational one at that.

Math is fun

When

Mixed with some pie

When

Mixed with some pie

I got fat!

What, did you expect a pi joke?

What, did you expect a pi joke?

pi

Wow, you look radian today.

Pumpkin pi.

Pi-Lingual.

So I was doing my math homework and I thought of a joke. You might only get it if you have learned about pi in math. Here it is:

So one day I became afraid of π. π is an irrational number so does that mean I need to go to the doctor because I have an irrational fear?

So one day I became afraid of π. π is an irrational number so does that mean I need to go to the doctor because I have an irrational fear?

I told him I didn't want to repeat myself.

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. ...

I called it a cream pi

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