I don't understand why people are celebrating pi day.

It's irrational.

A maths professor was struggling to teach his student the first 10 numbers of pi.

So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

If I rated my love for you from 1-10 it’d be pi

Because it is both infinite, and not that much.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.



You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

On a scale from 1-10 my pain seems to always be Pi

It may be a low level but it goes on forever

It's only a matter of time before the Pi-variant of the Coronavirus is discovered now.

We'll have come full circle then.

Seriously people need to stop with the pi day jokes.

I've heard them all like 3.14 million times already

Want to see all the decimal digits of Pi?

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

What language should you speak on Pi day?

Sine language!

I was writing a joke about pi

But then I realized it was just going on and on and on…

What do Pi and anti-vaxxers have in common?

They’re both irrational.

Happy Pi Day

Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

I started memorizing the digits of pi

Then I realized it was irrational.

A rooster smokes marijuana and walks in a circle. What is the name for the ratio of the circumference of that circle to its diameter?

Chicken pot pi

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

A Pi-thon

I tried to connect my Raspberry Pi to my printer....

But the printer always jams!

I know every single digit of pi!

I just don't have them in the right order.

Pi and i were having an argument

When suddenly i shouted “will you just be rational”
Pi responded “ get real”
Happy pi day

5 Jokes About Pi

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

I want to open a restaurant called Pi.

All the food is round, but the pie are square.

Breaking News: Brilliant scientists managed to find the last digit of pi.

They found it by writing the whole number on your mom's belly.

Pi and the exponential function got married, but it didn’t last.

Their last big fight:

e^x: “Pi, I can never figure you out!”

Pi: “Me? The more you seem to change, the more you just stay the same!”

What's pi times e

ate something

What is a Pie?

Since Pi = 3.14159

and e = 2.71828

so Pie = Pi x e

hence pie = 8.539721265



A friend and I were discussing Pie and I came up with this joke

I thought it was funny and she said it is the most pathetic joke she has ever heard

So Just looking for a con...

I tried to memorize 100 digits of pi today

But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?

My girlfriend said we should split up because of my job as a PI

I said, 'Good idea, we can cover more ground that way.'

Eating too much cake is a sin of gluttony

However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.

Couldn't find any round pies for Pi Day!

My baker insists pie are squared

We really need to get Omicron under control before it mutates

Because the next Greek letter is Pi and you know how long that goes on

A friend has a fear of pi.

I keep telling him it's irrational, but he doesn't listen.

Today is Pi Day

Thanks, America! Now I know π=14.03

My Pi Day joke

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

e, pi and i might be different

But e, with the power of pi and i is absolutely 1! #mathcanbefunny

What’s after the omicron variant ?

The pi variant, but this time there’s a 3.14159% chance of survival.

I made this up on the spot and I'm really proud of it.

This isn't the best joke, but I'm really proud of how it came out. My sister and I are both in town visiting our parents for the first time in years. I keep dropping bad puns and my sister keeps yelling at me.

Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was r...

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These fucking Pi jokes today

are going to be endless.

39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom

Scientists still can’t determine how much is needed for your mother though

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was...

Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi

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We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why was it scared of Pi?

Because Pi is fucking irrational.

My girlfriend is like Pi.

Completely irrational.

When you turn pi/2 in 1

Forgive me God for I have sinned.

People are worrying about Huawei stealing personal info but it's the Western technologies (Apple, Blackberry, Raisin, Raspberry pi) that we should be concerned about.

They're much more likely to be inciders.

A number is visiting a letter's house, where the letter is cooking a pi in the oven.

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

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"Pi R Squared", said my math teacher.

"Bullshit!" I exclaimed. "Pie are round!"

Obligatory post on 3/14: Why should you never talk to pi?

Because he'll just go on forever.

Pi and -7 walks into a bar

They both ordered drinks.

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I
want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...

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Everyone seems to be making jokes about pi, radius, and diameters today

Honestly sounds like a big circle jerk

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A math professor, Dave, has a problem with his sink so he calls a plumber.

The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways.

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumbe...

I asked someone a question about pi.

The answer was neverending.

Pi said to i, "Get real!"

"Be rational!" responds i.

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

I know the first 1,000,000 digits of pi..

its their order that I’m still foggy on

A man dies and goes to Hell.

Satan greets him and says, "Welcome to hell, Dave. First, the Wi-fi password is..."

Dave says, "Wait, you guys have wi-fi?"

Satan replies, "Of course we do."

"That's certainly not bad at all" says Dave.

Satan continues, "So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the numb...

What do you call an octopus which is missing 4 and 6/7 legs?

An octo-pi

what's a nerds favourite dessert?

Raspberry pi

I can see quite a number of these Pi jokes coming from a mile away.

Although I can't seem to catch their ending no matter how I try.

I came home to my wife yelling "The square root of pi!" angrily.

I told her she was being irrational.

What kind of reptile does PI work, and works in personal finance on the side?

An investigator

You know what they say about Pi Day...

It really is an irrational holiday.

Welcome to the Pi shop,

open 22/7

Why does nobody talks to pi?

He's irrational and he goes on forever..

Im getting tired of the book "Life of Pi."

It never ends.

I set my password to be the last 4 digits of pi.

Nobody's ever been able to crack it.

I've memorized all the digits in pi, I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's so hard.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Pi is very important .....

Without it our opinions would just be onions. :(

Did you know?

That 3.14% of sailors are PI-rates?

Teacher: What is the value of Pi?

Teacher: What is the value of Pi?
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

My friend decided to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision.

C'mon, guys. Let's stop talking about pi day.

Its getting irrational.

Pi day jokes

I'm a tutor at a school and me and my students are having a Pi day celebration and we are having Pie and Pi trivia. I would appreciate it if you guys gave me some Pi or Pie related riddles. Please nothing about sir cumference or magnum pi or moon pi or cow pi. I need riddles that I can't find by doi...

Girl, are you pi?

'Cause you are long and sweet.

e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0

I'm having an identity crisis.

As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

Donald Trump is like the number pi...

There is no end to his irrationality.

National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday

To me it's a little bit more than that.

I tried arguing with the Priests of Pi about religion...

But they just kept relying on circular logic.

A man sits next to a blonde on an airplane...

He says to the blonde, knowing he could outsmart her, “If I give you a question you cannot answer, you must pay me $10.”

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

When I get women into bed, I treat them like pi...

Just another number, and an irrational one at that.

Pi-ku

Math is fun

When

Mixed with some pie

I ate 3.14 pizzas today, you know what I got?

I got fat!
What, did you expect a pi joke?

Squares are cool, but circles have

pi

Pi compliment

Wow, you look radian today.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

What do you call someone who is fluent in 3 languages and marginally conversant in 4th?

Pi-Lingual.

Random Joke

So I was doing my math homework and I thought of a joke. You might only get it if you have learned about pi in math. Here it is:

So one day I became afraid of π. π is an irrational number so does that mean I need to go to the doctor because I have an irrational fear?

Somebody asked if I could explain what Pi Day was again.

I told him I didn't want to repeat myself.

What did the number 1 say to π (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Chinese PI

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. ...

I came in 3.14 seconds.

I called it a cream pi

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