Pi Jokes

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

Fat. You get fat.



You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

The mathematician says "pi is the ratio of a circumference to its diameter".

The physicist says "pi is 3.1415"

The engineer says "it's about 3"

Because it is both infinite, and not that much.

I just don't have them in the right order.

Her: “Aren’t you a few days late lol?”
Me: “Sorry, I was being irrational”

Backwards.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice

Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar

Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees.

Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without fac... read more

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ... read more

Thanks, America! Now I know π=14.03

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r... read more

Sine language!

She'll go on and on forever...

They’re both irrational.

Because they're never-ending and irrational!

It just goes on forever. Happy pi Day everyone.

but for me it will always be cake day!

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

But sadly i dont know the order.

We'll have come full circle then.

However, eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is zero.

A rookie steps into his office with a manilla folder.


"Another murder case?" Quips the private investigator, "Uh-huh" goes the rookie as he slides the folder across the desk.


Upon opening it, the room is filled to the brim with crows.

She said i was being irrational.

Completely irrational.

It may be a low level but it goes on forever

ate something

Then I realized it was irrational.

All the food is round, but the pie are square.

Over the carpet

Cake.

When suddenly i shouted “will you just be rational”
Pi responded “ get real”
Happy pi day

Sir Cumference

But the printer always jams!

This isn't the best joke, but I'm really proud of how it came out. My sister and I are both in town visiting our parents for the first time in years. I keep dropping bad puns and my sister keeps yelling at me.

Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was r... read more

I keep telling him it's irrational, but he doesn't listen.

Forgive me God for I have sinned.

They both ordered drinks.

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I
want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you... read more

But e, with the power of pi and i is absolutely 1! #mathcanbefunny

Most say it’s an irrational fear

Scientists still can’t determine how much is needed for your mother though

My baker insists pie are squared

Without it our opinions would just be onions. :(

"Be rational!" responds i.

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

Girl, are you a redstone torch, because you really turn me on

Math is fun

When

Mixed with some pie

Wow, you look radian today.

He's irrational and he goes on forever..

I'm a tutor at a school and me and my students are having a Pi day celebration and we are having Pie and Pi trivia. I would appreciate it if you guys gave me some Pi or Pie related riddles. Please nothing about sir cumference or magnum pi or moon pi or cow pi. I need riddles that I can't find by doi... read more

It really is an irrational holiday.

He is irrational and goes on and on - says the wife of pi

its their order that I’m still foggy on

It never ends.

Its getting irrational.

'Cause you are long and sweet.

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

...A blonde woman wearing a tool belt and hardhat comes walking by, notices the engineers with their problem and goes over to help. She loosens the bolts at the base of the pole, lays it down on its side, then takes her tape measure and runs it down the side of the pole.

"26 feet 6 inches" S... read more

I'm having an identity crisis.

Charizard

it never ends

I told her she was being irrational.

Although I can't seem to catch their ending no matter how I try.

Nobody's ever been able to crack it.

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

But they just kept relying on circular logic.

To me it's a little bit more than that.

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. ... read more

It was an irrational decision.

that pi is now best approximated to 5.2

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Satan greets him and says, "Welcome to hell, Dave. First, the Wi-fi password is..."

Dave says, "Wait, you guys have wi-fi?"

Satan replies, "Of course we do."

"That's certainly not bad at all" says Dave.

Satan continues, "So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the numb... read more

They're much more likely to be inciders.

Chicken pot pi

An investigator

I tell them t’s easy, just a piece of cake

They now block all movies with an IMDB rating of 3.14 ;)

Pi-rated .. sorry ;)

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

Pi-rates.

I told him I didn't want to repeat myself.

Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi

Just another number, and an irrational one at that.

Being pi-irate