Be real

It's irrational.

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

A pi-thon

Sine language!

I've heard them all like 3.14 million times already

Cake.

But the printer always jams!

But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?

My baker insists pie are squared

So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

When suddenly i shouted “will you just be rational”

Pi responded “ get real”

Happy pi day

Pi responded “ get real”

Happy pi day

Satan greets him and says, "Welcome to hell, Dave. First, the Wi-fi password is..."

Dave says, "Wait, you guys have wi-fi?"

Satan replies, "Of course we do."

"That's certainly not bad at all" says Dave.

Satan continues, "So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the numb...

Dave says, "Wait, you guys have wi-fi?"

Satan replies, "Of course we do."

"That's certainly not bad at all" says Dave.

Satan continues, "So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the numb...

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The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways.

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumbe...

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumbe...

Fat. You get fat.

What were you expecting, a pi joke on my cake day?

What were you expecting, a pi joke on my cake day?

I got fat!

What, did you expect a pi joke?

What, did you expect a pi joke?

That 3.14% of sailors are PI-rates?

Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

One of the interview questions is, "What is pi?"

The engineer answers, "About 3."

The mathematician is still answering to this day.

The engineer answers, "About 3."

The mathematician is still answering to this day.

But e, with the power of pi and i is absolutely 1! #mathcanbefunny

Pumpkin pi.

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We call it my cream pi day!

A pi-rate.

Easy! Slice of pi.

I just don't have them in the right order.

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are going to be endless.

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

An investigator

So I was doing my math homework and I thought of a joke. You might only get it if you have learned about pi in math. Here it is:

So one day I became afraid of π. π is an irrational number so does that mean I need to go to the doctor because I have an irrational fear?

So one day I became afraid of π. π is an irrational number so does that mean I need to go to the doctor because I have an irrational fear?

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Honestly sounds like a big circle jerk

Because they will go on and on and on.

The answer was neverending.

I keep telling him it's irrational, but he doesn't listen.

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Because Pi is fucking irrational.

Scientists still can’t determine how much is needed for your mother though

They're much more likely to be inciders.

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

its their order that I’m still foggy on

Forgive me God for I have sinned.

A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:

"Someone call fer me?"

I look down at my homework, and back up at the pirate and say, "uhhh, I was just trying to figure out how to do this problem, nothing a pirate could help with."

The pirate walks menacingly toward me, and I con...

"Someone call fer me?"

I look down at my homework, and back up at the pirate and say, "uhhh, I was just trying to figure out how to do this problem, nothing a pirate could help with."

The pirate walks menacingly toward me, and I con...

Because he'll just go on forever.

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pi-sexual

Completely irrational.

"Be rational!" responds i.

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.”

The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

open 22/7

Although I can't seem to catch their ending no matter how I try.

Pi * Z * Z * A

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

It really is an irrational holiday.

But have you watched "The Life of Pi x R^(2)"?

It is pointless!

It is pointless!

He says to the blonde, knowing he could outsmart her, “If I give you a question you cannot answer, you must pay me $10.”

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day, sealed a few screws and everything worked perfectly.

The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.

"This is a third of my monthly salary!", he yelled.

Well, all the sam...

The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.

"This is a third of my monthly salary!", he yelled.

Well, all the sam...

He's irrational and he goes on forever..

Nobody's ever been able to crack it.

Without it our opinions would just be onions. :(

Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

A "Pi"-thon.

(brought to you by the bad puns initiative)

(brought to you by the bad puns initiative)

I told her she was being irrational.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

I'm having an identity crisis.

It never ends.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

They both ordered drinks.

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I

want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I

want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...

Teacher: What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

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So he hired a shady private investigator to confirm his suspicions. One afternoon while at work he gets a call from the PI to meet him top of a high rise building. He immediately rushes there. Once there the PI hands him a pair of binoculars and points across the street at the neighbouring high rise...

It was an irrational decision.

'Cause you are long and sweet.

Its getting irrational.

No? Ok, sorry.

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. ...

Cause I pi-rated it.

We have pi

computer chips with a dessert of raspberry pi

Math is fun

When

Mixed with some pie

When

Mixed with some pie

Wow, you look radian today.

Pi day is the same for everyone yet it's only my Cake day today!

Ok... So there might be a few other redditors sharing my day... Happy Cake Day!

Ok... So there might be a few other redditors sharing my day... Happy Cake Day!

I guess that's what I get for not checking my sines.

One pi

Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.

(Credit to my cousin)

(Credit to my cousin)

But they just kept relying on circular logic.

To me it's a little bit more than that.

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