They say today is Pi Day

but for me it will always be cake day!

What kind of reptile does PI work, and works in personal finance on the side?

An investigator

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We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why was it scared of Pi?

Because Pi is fucking irrational.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.

You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?


C'mon, you know the rules!!

What language should you speak on Pi day?

Sine language!

I don't understand why people are celebrating pi day.

It's irrational.

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Everyone seems to be making jokes about pi, radius, and diameters today

Honestly sounds like a big circle jerk

A Math Joke

The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.”

The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

I know every single digit of pi.

I just don’t know the order of them

A maths professor was struggling to teach his student the first 10 numbers of pi.

So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Why should you never tell rumours to Pi ?

Because they will go on and on and on.

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A rich business man suspected his wife of cheating

So he hired a shady private investigator to confirm his suspicions. One afternoon while at work he gets a call from the PI to meet him top of a high rise building. He immediately rushes there. Once there the PI hands him a pair of binoculars and points across the street at the neighbouring high rise...

A man sits next to a blonde on an airplane...

He says to the blonde, knowing he could outsmart her, “If I give you a question you cannot answer, you must pay me $10.”

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.

He knows the last digit of Pi

Want to see all the decimal digits of Pi?

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

Once a mathematics professor noticed that his kitchen sink at home broke down.

He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day, sealed a few screws and everything worked perfectly.

The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.

"This is a third of my monthly salary!", he yelled.

Well, all the sam...

My girlfriend is like pi

Completely irrational

“How many digits of pi do you know?” - “All of them...

I just always forget the order!”

I asked someone a question about pi.

The answer was neverending.

The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was

Sir Cumference.



He acquired his size from too much pi.

What do you call a snake which is 3.14 metres long?

A pi-thon

A friend has a fear of pi.

I keep telling him it's irrational, but he doesn't listen.

Happy Pi Day

Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

People are worrying about Huawei stealing personal info but it's the Western technologies (Apple, Blackberry, Raisin, Raspberry pi) that we should be concerned about.

They're much more likely to be inciders.

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A "Pi"-thon.

(brought to you by the bad puns initiative)

I came after only 3.14 seconds the other day

Call that one the cream pi

A number is visiting a letter's house, where the letter is cooking a pi in the oven.

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

Made me laugh when I first heard this one

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found:
"*Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I f...

39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom

Scientists still can’t determine how much is needed for your mother though

I know the first 1,000,000 digits of pi..

its their order that I’m still foggy on

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These fucking Pi jokes today

are going to be endless.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

what did the robot order at the take away place?

computer chips with a dessert of raspberry pi

Come in our nerd group!

We have pi

Obligatory post on 3/14: Why should you never talk to pi?

Because he'll just go on forever.

When you turn pi/2 in 1

Forgive me God for I have sinned.

A mathematician walked into a restaurant, and there was Euler himself, eating from an empty plate.

"What are you doing?" The mathematician asked, confused.

"I'm eating my pie, what does it look like?". Euler replied.

The mathematician knew Euler was a weird guy, but he wasn't going to pass on the opportunity to talk to one of his heroes, so he walked up to the stool beside him.
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celebrating pi day isn't as fun as watching basketball

I once watched a month full of march madness. From behind the arc I saw a three point won four.... won five games.

What's the difference between Cake and Pie?

Pi day is the same for everyone yet it's only my Cake day today!

Ok... So there might be a few other redditors sharing my day... Happy Cake Day!

5 Jokes About Pi

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

I gave that movie 3.14 stars!

Cause I pi-rated it.

Welcome to the Pi shop,

open 22/7

I can see quite a number of these Pi jokes coming from a mile away.

Although I can't seem to catch their ending no matter how I try.

Pi said to i, "Get real!"

"Be rational!" responds i.

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

What's the difference between two 10" pizzas and one 14" pizza?

One pi

You must have watched "The Life of Pi".

But have you watched "The Life of Pi x R^(2)"?

It is pointless!

What's a mathematician's favourite game to play?

PiFace!

You know what they say about Pi Day...

It really is an irrational holiday.

Why does nobody talks to pi?

He's irrational and he goes on forever..

You've heard of Friday the 13th...

But what about the next day?
Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear

Its finally my cake day, thank god it isn't a circle.

Else it would be a pi.


Note: I hate to think if this hastily because I am late for my cake day. xd

I'm going to write a TV show about a detective living in Hawaii who uses mathematics to solve crimes in a circular fashion

that's right, Magnum Pi.

Key lime pie is Barbados costs $3.14 Pecan pie in Jamaica costs $1.59.

Those are the Pi Rates of the Caribbean.

A mathematician says to his friend 'I bet I can stretch my mouth so its exactly 1m in radius

His friend replies 'shut your pi hole'

As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

I came home to my wife yelling "The square root of pi!" angrily.

I told her she was being irrational.

e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0

I'm having an identity crisis.

When I get women into bed, I treat them like pi...

Just another number, and an irrational one at that.

I set my password to be the last 4 digits of pi.

Nobody's ever been able to crack it.

What’s pink, round, and spits approximately 3.1415926589 pastry tins at an incredibly fast speed?

Kirby after winning the Pi eating contest.

My Pi Day joke

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

I've memorized all the digits in pi, I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's so hard.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Pi is very important .....

Without it our opinions would just be onions. :(

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Pi is fighting with i

Pi : get real
i : be rational

Im getting tired of the book "Life of Pi."

It never ends.

A mathematician walks into a pizza bar and orders one pi

He receives two

C'mon, guys. Let's stop talking about pi day.

Its getting irrational.

My friend decided to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision.

How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?

Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.

(Credit to my cousin)

Girl, are you pi?

'Cause you are long and sweet.

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A math professor, John, is having problems with his sink so he calls a plumber.

The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways.




The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could b...

What’s the best temperature to bake pie?

360 degrees.

Pi and -7 walks into a bar

They both ordered drinks.

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I
want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...

Pi-ku

Math is fun

When

Mixed with some pie

Pi compliment

Wow, you look radian today.

Teacher: What is the value of Pi?

Teacher: What is the value of Pi?
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

I tried arguing with the Priests of Pi about religion...

But they just kept relying on circular logic.

National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday

To me it's a little bit more than that.

Two cows are in a green grass field when one says to the other-

"You know even though pi is usually written upto only two digits after the decimal point it is actually infinite."

The other cow replies,”moo.”

A woman giddily asks her husband...

"Honey, if you could pick any number to represent me, what would it be?"

"Pi," said the husband.

"Oh!" she replied "That's interesting. Does it have something to do with circles?"

"No," he said. "But Pi is irrational, darling."

So my crush is an otaku and a math nerd, so I asked her to notice me

Sin pi

What's the volume of a pizza with a radius of z and a thickness of a?

Pi * z * z * a

What did the number 1 say to π (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

How do you determine the volume of a pizza?

Well, it’s basically a very flat cylinder. Let’s give it a random radius “z” and an arbitrary height “a”.

The volume of a cylinder is 3.14 x radius squared x height.

(Pi)(z)(z)(a)

Just a joke I remembered from math class way back in the day.

Somebody asked if I could explain what Pi Day was again.

I told him I didn't want to repeat myself.

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