What do you call a bunch of cops at a Portland protest?

A punchline

My girlfriend lives in Portland, she’s my Maine hoe

But I got a girl in Boise who’s my Sidaho

Everyone knows how Bert the Brown Nose reindeer got his name, but nobody knows how Rudolph did

Rudolph the regular nose reindeer was on sabbatical and took a brief trip through Portland Maine.

While Rudolph and his life partner Gary were there, they spotted a fortune teller on the other side of the street. As the pair crossed the road, a truck carrying industrial red naval paint swerv...

I was walking through a mall near Portland and I saw that there was a "Muslim" book Store.

I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if
he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you
have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U...

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