Yesterday’s attempted bomber said there are 4 more bombs planted in DC. After botching bombing Congress by showing up at the Library of Congress, the FBI has ordered the immediate evacuation of :
-the Richmond Mall’s Supreme Food Court
-The Hexagon Building on Connecticut Ave
There's an Army guy and an Air Force guy.
There's an Air Force guy driving from Wagga to Richmond, and an Army guy driving from Richmond to Wagga. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Air Force guy manages to climb out of his car and...
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Two marble statues, one of a man and one of a woman, are in a park facing each other.
An angel comes down and says "I've been watching you for years and I've seen the desire in your hearts. I'm going to make you fully human for 20 minutes so you can fulfil that desire. The statues look at each other, run behind some bushes and go at it. Ten minutes later they come back with big grins...