He tells the old farmer that it's been discovered that his farm may actually be in New Hampshire, and not Maine. After several days of surveying, checking and rechecking, the surveyor tells the old farmer "Yep, I was right, your farm is in New Hampshire, not Maine." "Good thing," says the old far...
A land surveyor is redrawing the state lines in Rural Western Maine…
He happens upon an isolated farmhouse with a bunch of signs that say things like “Maine Pride” , “Parking for Mainers Only” and “Welcome to Maine Now Leave!” However he discovers that there has actually been a zoning mistake and the house is located just over the line in Vermont. He nervously knoc...
Where do New England gamers spend most of their playtime?
The Maine menu.
I always find the plots of Stephen King novels easy to follow.
There’s always a Maine character.
Which US State is the most self absorbed?
Maine. It's always so "ME ME ME".
Brent and Todd at the water cooler Monday morning.
Brent: What did you do this weekend?
Todd: I took the wife on a trip up to Maine.
Brent: Bangor?
Todd: No, we just talked.
Another Traveling Salesman Joke
Back at the beginning of 1930, there was a traveling salesman who vowed to sell his product in every state in the country. He started in Maine and worked his way across all the northern states. He was so good at selling that he never had to pay for a hotel room. He always could talk people into putt...
A Canadian cop is watching the bar after last call (Long)
Recently, during a routine patrol, an RCMP patrolman parked down the street, outside a Legion Hall just off the main Street at Dauphin, Manitoba.
After last call, the officer observed a man leaving the Legion Hall. The gentleman was so intoxicated that he could barely walk. He then stumbled a...
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A blind man walks into a lumberyard and asks for a job.
The manager looks at him and says, "what job could I possibly give you that you could do?"
The blind man says, "I can identify any wood by smell."
So, the manager decides to test him. He holds up a board up under the blind man's nose. The blind man takes one whiff and says, "Cherry. D...
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Discordian Enlightenment
A serious young man found the conflicts of mid 20th Century America confusing. He went to many people seeking a way of resolving within himself the discords that troubled him, but he remained troubled.
One night in a coffee house, a self-ordained Zen Master said to him, "Go to the dilapidated...
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