Why you taking your girl to Maine this summer?

I'm going to Bangor.

I Summer in Maine and Winter in Florida...

...and sometimes I fall in bars.

My girlfriend lives in Portland, she’s my Maine hoe

But I got a girl in Boise who’s my Sidaho

TIL that in the 1820 Missouri Compromise, Missouri wasn't able to become a state unless Maine was also granted statehood.

As it turns out, Missouri loves company.

My grandpa's favorite joke

Two guys are driving from Kansas to Maine and they drive by a sign for Worcester, MA. They both look at eachother and say, 'how the hell do you pronounce that?" The driver says "War-chester", the passanger says, "Nah, its gotta be "wir-ster". They argue a bit and decide that the only way to know for...

I couldn’t follow the storyline of Stephen King’s “It”

Too many Maine characters.

What’s the difference between Canada and Maine?

In Canada Moosehead is a beer and in Maine it’s a misdemeanor.

Are there several ways to abbreviate Maine?

Or is it just me

A distress call comes in to Pierre at the Maine coast guard: "mayday mayday. We're 12 miles out on a capsized boat."

"no can do" Pierre said, "We've got all we can do searching for regular-sized boats."

Stephen King is like, “I know a place”

and then everyone is like, “Maine, we KNOW.”

What's the difference between a northern Maine woman and a moose?

'bout 50 pounds and a flannel shirt

Every time I read a Stephen King novel, I get really confused.

Too many Maine characters.

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A man is taking a hike

A man from Maine is taking a hike one morning. The Sun is up, the sky is clear, it was all in all a beautiful day. The man checks his phone for the time, and when he looks up he immediately noticed a change in both humidity and temperture. To his left is a sign welcoming him to Orlando! He decides t...

Why were Missouri and Maine admitted as states at the same time?

Because Missouri loves company.

My girlfriend fell off a fishing boat just off the coast of Maine and was devoured by a giant shellfish.

You might say a New England clam chowed her.

People from Maine are so self-centered

All their T-Shirts and mugs say "I ❤️ ME"!

Our sailing trip in Maine was going great...

until we were capsized by Augusta wind.

What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine

An L.L.Beaner

Following a particularly good year, the circus decided to spend their profits on a human cannonball exhibit

After the cannon was delivered, they realized that the manufacturer got the dimensions all wrong. The barrel was so narrow that only a child could fit inside, and a child would never be allowed to perform such a dangerous act.


Months went by and the cannon remained unused, until one day...

Everyone knows how Bert the Brown Nose reindeer got his name, but nobody knows how Rudolph did

Rudolph the regular nose reindeer was on sabbatical and took a brief trip through Portland Maine.

While Rudolph and his life partner Gary were there, they spotted a fortune teller on the other side of the street. As the pair crossed the road, a truck carrying industrial red naval paint swerv...

Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine?

You have to use a rope.

Manyard Begley, a wealthy patent lawyer, had a lovely summer house in rural maine.

Manyard Begley, a wealthy patent lawyer, had a lovely summer house in rural maine. Each year, he invited a different friend to spend a week or two with him.

One year, he decided to invite a friend from the Czech Republic. The two friends had an amazing time together, rising early and going h...

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[Long] Not my joke, heard it at work today.

A hunter was hunting ducks up in Maine. He had successfully bagged 3 beautiful ducks, threw them in his canoe, and started paddling down the river. When he got back to his campsite, a game warden was there waiting for him.

Warden: "Well it seems like you got lucky today. Why don't you hand o...

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