I couldn’t follow the storyline of Stephen King’s “It”
Too many Maine characters.
A state surveyor visits a Maine farm.
He tells the old farmer that it's been discovered that his farm may actually be in New Hampshire, and not Maine. After several days of surveying, checking and rechecking, the surveyor tells the old farmer "Yep, I was right, your farm is in New Hampshire, not Maine." "Good thing," says the old far...
Does anyone else have trouble remembering whether the postal abbreviation for Maine is ma, mi or mn?
Or is it just me?
A land surveyor is redrawing the state lines in Rural Western Maine…
He happens upon an isolated farmhouse with a bunch of signs that say things like “Maine Pride” , “Parking for Mainers Only” and “Welcome to Maine Now Leave!” However he discovers that there has actually been a zoning mistake and the house is located just over the line in Vermont. He nervously knoc...
Why you taking your girl to Maine this summer?
I'm going to Bangor.
What’s the difference between Canada and Maine?
In Canada Moosehead is a beer and in Maine it’s a misdemeanor.
I Summer in Maine and Winter in Florida...
...and sometimes I fall in bars.
TIL that in the 1820 Missouri Compromise, Missouri wasn't able to become a state unless Maine was also granted statehood.
As it turns out, Missouri loves company.
Are there several ways to abbreviate Maine?
Or is it just me
Why were Missouri and Maine admitted as states at the same time?
Because Missouri loves company.
My girlfriend lives in Portland, she’s my Maine hoe
But I got a girl in Boise who’s my Sidaho
A distress call comes in to Pierre at the Maine coast guard: "mayday mayday. We're 12 miles out on a capsized boat."
"no can do" Pierre said, "We've got all we can do searching for regular-sized boats."
My girlfriend fell off a fishing boat just off the coast of Maine and was devoured by a giant shellfish.
You might say a New England clam chowed her.
People from Maine are so self-centered
All their T-Shirts and mugs say "I ❤️ ME"!
What's the difference between a northern Maine woman and a moose?
'bout 50 pounds and a flannel shirt
Our sailing trip in Maine was going great...
until we were capsized by Augusta wind.
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From deep in Maine, two woodpeckers are sitting in a tree
and are casually talking about the sweetest trees they've had the pleasure to peck. Looking around, their attention focuses on one specific tree in front of them...
"Man, that's one fine looking beech." The first one said.
"No way, that's just a dope ass birch." The other replied. <...
My grandpa's favorite joke
Two guys are driving from Kansas to Maine and they drive by a sign for Worcester, MA. They both look at eachother and say, 'how the hell do you pronounce that?" The driver says "War-chester", the passanger says, "Nah, its gotta be "wir-ster". They argue a bit and decide that the only way to know for...
Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine?
You have to use a rope.
What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine
Manyard Begley, a wealthy patent lawyer, had a lovely summer house in rural maine.
Manyard Begley, a wealthy patent lawyer, had a lovely summer house in rural maine. Each year, he invited a different friend to spend a week or two with him.
One year, he decided to invite a friend from the Czech Republic. The two friends had an amazing time together, rising early and going h...