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Calgary Jokes

One for the Albertans out there: So this carload of guys from Calgary decide to drive to Edmonton.

The first sign they see as they hit Highway #2 north says "Maximum 100, Night 90". So they pulled over and waited til the had sun set.

Knocked 10 kms off the trip.

My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show...

...and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost on...

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Where do Baby Airplanes Come From?

A mother and her very young son were flying Westjet Airlines from Ottawa to Calgary .. The little boy (who had been looking out his window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"

The mother (who c...

A man from Newfoundland has just moved to Calgary and enters a local pub.

The bartender says, "What'll it be?"

The Newfie says, "Three pints of beer, please."

The bartender says, "Are you waiting for someone else?"

The Newfie says, "No, this is in honor of my two friends. We all took jobs on the mainland, and before we left we agreed that whenever we ...

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