A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.

A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the pl...

During a recent password audit by a company...

...it was found that an employee was using the following password: "**MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento**".

When asked why she had such a long password, the employee rolled her eyes and said, "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital."

Blond calls IT

IT guy shows up and asks for her password. She says "New York Atlanta Washington Sacramento Madison Goofy"
It guy fixes her computer, then asks her " Why the long password?
She says it was your rule five capitols and a character

What is a priest's favorite candy?

Sacramentos

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