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A weasel walks into a bar..

The bartender says Wow I’ve never served a weasel before, what can I get you?

Pop goes the weasel.

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A weasel walks into a gas station with a ski mask and a gun, demanding that the cashier puts everything in a bag for him. The cashier says “wow! A weasel!! I’ve never seen one in real life before!”

*pop goes the weasel

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