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Why does the bison work out by himself?

He likes to get buffalone

What did the bison say to his son going out.

Bye son…

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade?

He had a bison.

What do you call an American bison who goes to the gym?

A buff fellow

What do you call a bison that is good at telling lies?


What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy as he left for school?


I had a Bison steak at a restaurant recently.

When I finished, I asked the waiter for the buffalo bill.

I asked my dad what's for dinner and he said Bison...

And then he walked out the door and never came home.

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa*loan.*

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo

What do you calll an unshaven bison?


What's an absentee father's favorite meat?


Why did the straight buffalo dad march in the pride parade? [OC]

To proudly support his Bison.

What do you call an old bison with 2 antennas?


I recently learned that bison of eastern new york who are bullied by bison of the same region mimic the behavior upon the remainder of the community. In other words...

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Did you hear about the buffalo who turned 200 years old?

It was his bison-tennial.

What did Ken tell Ryu when Ryu thought he couldn't defeat M. Bison?


TIL the only year the "Buffalo Nickel" was minted was in 1976 for America's...


What did the daddy buffalo say to baby buffalo when he grew up and went to college?


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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

Indian warrior decides to change name

Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM(birth,death,marriages)
He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at the counter
Indian: Hello miss.I would like to change my name if it is possible.
Lady: Of course sir,but why would you do that?

I'm pretty sure my dad's favorite animal was a buffalo...

Because the last word he ever said to me was "Bison."

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An RCMP officer stopped at Sandy Bay First Nations and talked to an elderly Indigenous gentleman standing on the road.

He told the old man, "I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."

"Okay," the elder said reluctantly, "but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed to the location. The officer verbally exploded & said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government...

What does the buffalo father say, when his male offspring moves out?


A young buffalo builds up the courage to finally come out to his father...

The father buffalo smiles and says, "thank you for confiding in me, I always thought you were bison."

What do you call a buffalo's 200th birthday?

His *bison*tennial!

A young man buys a brand-new bike

He is over the moon with his purchase. The salesman hands him a tiny jar of Vaseline before driving off, remarking: 'Be wary that your seat is made of 100% pure bison leather. Make sure to put vaseline on the seat, should it rain, otherwise the leather might crack.' The man thanks the salesman and r...

What did the dad say after dropping his son off at Yellowstone National Park?


One day when I was young, I watched my father grilling burgers.

When they were done, he handed me one telling me it was a bison burger.

He than left, and never came back.

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A young Indian boy and his father are sitting in a teepee. The child asks his father,”Father, how did you decide what to name me and my brothers?”

His father replies,”Well son, as soon as you are born, I hold you in my arms and we walk outside to show you our land. When your eldest brother was born, I see a majestic soaring eagle, so I name him ‘Soaring Eagle’. I took your second brother and we saw a herd of bison, hence the name ‘Brave Bison’...

What's the most massive mammal?

A higgs bison.

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There was a princess

who came of age, so her parents the King and Queen called for all princes to come and court her.

Day after day, each suitor came by, telling the princess what they would give her and why she should marry them. This went on for a few weeks, and the princess remained unsatisfied.


A little buffalo ask his dad, "How come you kiss uncle Steve the same way you kissed mommy?"

"I'm Bison".

What did the Native American say when he killed his son on a hunting trip?


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