What did the father bison say to his son when he left for college?

Bye Son

Why does the bison work out by himself?

He likes to get buffalone

What do you call an old bison with 2 antennas?

Bicentennial

What did Ken tell Ryu when Ryu thought he couldn't defeat M. Bison?

"SUUUUUUUREYOUCAN!"

Why did the straight buffalo dad march in the pride parade? [OC]

To proudly support his Bison.

What do you call a bison that is good at telling lies?

Bluffalo.

What did the bison say to his son?

Go away.

"Wow, if you look over there you should see a lot of bison!"

"I should see a lot of what? Hey where are you going?? .................................Dad??"

What do you calll an unshaven bison?

Muffalo

What does a buffalo say to his kid, when sending him to school?

Bison.

The animal kingdom had become overpopulated.

The lion, being the head of the animal kingdom, made a decree: a joke telling contest would be held at the end of the week. The tortoise, unanimously agreed upon as being the fairest of all the animals, was appointed as the official judge. The rules were simple: tell your joke to the tortoise, and i...

What do you call a cow species that can box?

Mike bisons.

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

I recently learned that bison of eastern new york who are bullied by bison of the same region mimic the behavior upon the remainder of the community. In other words...

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

I'm pretty sure my dad's favorite animal was a buffalo...

Because the last word he ever said to me was "Bison."

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa*loan.*

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

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A young Indian boy and his father are sitting in a teepee. The child asks his father,”Father, how did you decide what to name me and my brothers?”

His father replies,”Well son, as soon as you are born, I hold you in my arms and we walk outside to show you our land. When your eldest brother was born, I see a majestic soaring eagle, so I name him ‘Soaring Eagle’. I took your second brother and we saw a herd of bison, hence the name ‘Brave Bison’...

What's the most massive mammal?

A higgs bison.

What do you call a buffalo's 200th birthday?

His *bison*tennial!

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There was a princess

who came of age, so her parents the King and Queen called for all princes to come and court her.

Day after day, each suitor came by, telling the princess what they would give her and why she should marry them. This went on for a few weeks, and the princess remained unsatisfied.

Sudden...

A little buffalo ask his dad, "How come you kiss uncle Steve the same way you kissed mommy?"

"I'm Bison".

What did the Native American say when he killed his son on a hunting trip?

Bison

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A few I picked up...

JOKES!

A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "five drinks please"

What begins with a " C" ends with a "T" has a "U and a "N" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle.

Coconut

What do dentists call their X-rays?

Toothpicks

Dir...

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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