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Why does the bison work out by himself?

He likes to get buffalone

What do you call a bison that is good at telling lies?

Bluffalo.

What do you call a 200-year-old bison?

A bicentennial!

I asked my dad what's for dinner and he said Bison...

And then he walked out the door and never came home.

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade?

He had a bison.

I had a Bison steak at a restaurant recently.

When I finished, I asked the waiter for the buffalo bill.

Did you hear about the buffalo who turned 200 years old?

It was his bison-tennial.

What's an absentee father's favorite meat?

Bison.

What did the father bison say to his son when he left for college?

Bye Son

What does a bison say to its son before it goes to work?

Bison

Why did the straight buffalo dad march in the pride parade? [OC]

To proudly support his Bison.

What did Ken tell Ryu when Ryu thought he couldn't defeat M. Bison?

"SUUUUUUUREYOUCAN!"

What did the daddy buffalo say to baby buffalo when he grew up and went to college?

Bison

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa*loan.*

What do you calll an unshaven bison?

Muffalo

I recently learned that bison of eastern new york who are bullied by bison of the same region mimic the behavior upon the remainder of the community. In other words...

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

I'm pretty sure my dad's favorite animal was a buffalo...

Because the last word he ever said to me was "Bison."

What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.

The animal kingdom had become overpopulated.

The lion, being the head of the animal kingdom, made a decree: a joke telling contest would be held at the end of the week. The tortoise, unanimously agreed upon as being the fairest of all the animals, was appointed as the official judge. The rules were simple: tell your joke to the tortoise, and i...

A young buffalo builds up the courage to finally come out to his father...

The father buffalo smiles and says, "thank you for confiding in me, I always thought you were bison."

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What do black people and bison have in common?

Bye son.

A young man buys a brand-new bike

He is over the moon with his purchase. The salesman hands him a tiny jar of Vaseline before driving off, remarking: 'Be wary that your seat is made of 100% pure bison leather. Make sure to put vaseline on the seat, should it rain, otherwise the leather might crack.' The man thanks the salesman and r...

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An RCMP officer stopped at Sandy Bay First Nations and talked to an elderly Indigenous gentleman standing on the road.

He told the old man, "I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."

"Okay," the elder said reluctantly, "but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed to the location. The officer verbally exploded & said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government...

What did the QANON shaman's mom say to him when he got arrested?

Bison

What does the buffalo father say, when his male offspring moves out?

Bison

What did the dad say after dropping his son off at Yellowstone National Park?

Bison!

One day when I was young, I watched my father grilling burgers.

When they were done, he handed me one telling me it was a bison burger.

He than left, and never came back.

What do you call a buffalo's 200th birthday?

His *bison*tennial!

What's the most massive mammal?

A higgs bison.

What animal leaves their family after its baby is born?

Bison

A little buffalo ask his dad, "How come you kiss uncle Steve the same way you kissed mommy?"

"I'm Bison".

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There was a princess

who came of age, so her parents the King and Queen called for all princes to come and court her.

Day after day, each suitor came by, telling the princess what they would give her and why she should marry them. This went on for a few weeks, and the princess remained unsatisfied.

Sudden...

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A young Indian boy and his father are sitting in a teepee. The child asks his father,”Father, how did you decide what to name me and my brothers?”

His father replies,”Well son, as soon as you are born, I hold you in my arms and we walk outside to show you our land. When your eldest brother was born, I see a majestic soaring eagle, so I name him ‘Soaring Eagle’. I took your second brother and we saw a herd of bison, hence the name ‘Brave Bison’...

What did the Native American say when he killed his son on a hunting trip?

Bison

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