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101 lemmings walk into a bar

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Why did the lemmings jump from the dock?

Too much pier pressure

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What do you call a guy with lemmings jumping of his head?

Cliff

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What is a lemmings favorite granola bar?

A clif bar

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I have a recipe in which a deep dish crust is filled with small rodents and covered with whipped egg whites.

Its a Lemming Meringue Pie

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