How do you know when you’re dating a Pisces?

Why? You never cared to ask me before and I’m the one that had to bring it up in the first place.

Never-mind, just forget I said anything.

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My girlfriend and I just aren't clicking and I found out why.

I'm a pisces and she's a crazy bitch.

My Zodiac star sign

I went to the doctors office the other day, he said “Pick a star sign, any star sign.” I said “Pisces.” He said “Nah you got Cancer.”

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The creation of a pussy, improved version.

Each man was a master-of-craft at his trade,


Now by God in his wisdom a task they'd been laid.


See them gathered together, by calling divine


to fashion a vulva of peerless design.


The first man, a butcher of eminent skill


took a hold of his bla...

Did you hear about the Zodiac killer?

I heard he cut his victims in to little pisces!

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On my first day at school, me and my twin sister were put in the same English class.

The teacher then asked everyone to give one interesting fact about themselves.

'I'm actually a twin, and me and Jem were born on the 23rd of February making us Pisces.' I said.

'Jem and I' responded the teacher.

'No, definitely Pisces' I said.

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