I told my Democat friend that I think all fishes look the same. Then he started yelling at me...

He's involved in an anti-fishism movement.

Where do fishes store their money?

In the riverbank

Fishes just finished it's box office run

It flopped.

Two fishes are in a tank

One turns to the other and asks "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

An Englishman, a Scotsman, & an Irishman walk into a bar

They each order a beer and sit at the bar. The Englishman notices a fly in his drink so he pushes it away and asks for another.

The Scotsman checks his beer and also sees a fly. He fishes it out and starts to enjoy his pint.

They both look over to see that the Irishman also found a f...

Eve is boing for the first bath in the lake.

First she dips her toes in the water and it feels great.
She gets into the water up to her knees and she feels amazing.
Then she goes even deeper to put in her thighs, it’s almost ecstatic.
Then she can’t resist no longer so she jumps right into the lake and starts swimming, when the god ap...

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