NASTY JOKE WARNING: A man pulls into a motel late at night....
He goes to the office and the clerk asks, "what can I do for you?" The man says, "well, I just got married and we'd like a room by the lake."
"Oh, well congratulations," the clerk said. "I'll give you a nice cabin by the lake." He gives the man the keys and directs him to a cabin. He wa...
Why did Helen Keller not get the joke about the fishes ?
Because she didn't have aqueous humour
What do fishes smoke?
Bugs in C code should be called fishes
Because fishes are found in the sea
Two fishes are in a tank
One turns to the other and asks "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Tired of his parent's incessant harangue a very lazy young man went for fishing to add some fishes in their menu.
While sitting for fishing he felt very sleepy and was yawning. An old timer saw his lackadaisical approach and poked him, "Son, why are you working so hard? Just go to home and take a nap. It won't be hard for you I guess." The young man replied, "No. I have to catch some fish. But it seems very har...
Jesus on vacation
Jesus is vacationing in New York (they aren't kidding about nobody looking twice at you) when he sees the Buddah smiling from behind a hot dog stand. Jesus approaches, saying he'd be delighted if Buddah could make him one with everything.
Buddah nods knowingly and reaches into the cart where ...
A blond lady gets 3 fishes for her birthday from her brother...
Her brother finds them dead the day later.he asks her :
"Have you fed them?"
"Yes! I even followed the rule of not letting them go swimming for 20 minutes after eating!"
A man decided one day to go fishing on a lake located inside a protected national park...
When he gets satisfied with his catch, he decides to head home. So there he is, walking through the park, fishes swimming in his bucket when suddenly the park ranger appears in front of him.
"What are you doing here?" asks the ranger.
"Oh you know, just taking a nice walk in nature en...