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Fishes Jokes

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God asks Adam “Where is Eve?”

Adam says “she’s at the river washing her pussy”.

God says “Damn you, Adam. I’m never gonna be able to get that smell off the fishes again...”

Two fishes are in a tank

One turns to the other and asks "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What do fishes smoke?

Seaweed.

Why did Helen Keller not get the joke about the fishes ?

Because she didn't have aqueous humour

Bugs in C code should be called fishes

Because fishes are found in the sea

Where do fishes store their money?

In the riverbank

Where do fishes migrate?

Finland

Fishes just finished it's box office run

It flopped.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all friends

Naturally, their mothers are blonde, brunette, and redheaded as well, and the ladies are chatting while their teenage daughters are hanging out in the other room.

The brunette says with a devilish grin, "Hey, let's look through the girls' purses and see what they're hiding from us." She...

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How do fishes have sex?

Koitus

A blond lady gets 3 fishes for her birthday from her brother...

Her brother finds them dead the day later.he asks her :

"Have you fed them?"

She replies:


"Yes! I even followed the rule of not letting them go swimming for 20 minutes after eating!"

What is every fishes favorite book?

Huckleberry Finn!

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