My friends zodiac sign was cancer, ironic how he died

Eaten by a giant crab.

My Zodiac star sign

I went to the doctors office the other day, he said “Pick a star sign, any star sign.” I said “Pisces.” He said “Nah you got Cancer.”

Ugh, my Doctor got my zodiac sign wrong!

I’m a Capricorn, not Cancer!

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My Girlfriend believes in Zodiac signs

So I am fucking stupid

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Zodiac signs can tell a lot about your personality.

For instance, if you believe in them, you're an utter cunt.

A man is in love with a woman who shares the same birthday with him (July 22)

He wanted so badly to impress this woman. But they had nothing in common except for the zodiac sign that they shared, which oddly enough she was named after.

He smoked cigarettes to look cool. Got a job in a nuclear power-plant to sound more interesting. Refused to wear sunscreen on a sunny d...

By asking 4 questions i can tell what your zodiac sign is

1. What's your favorite color?

2. What's your mother's maiden name?

3. What's your social security number?

4. What's your birthday?

I figured out the zodiac killer case

It was cancer.

[NSFW]- What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

Did you hear about the Zodiac killer?

I heard he cut his victims in to little pisces!

I hope all girls have cancer

As their zodiac sign because they’d be a perfect match for me.

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According to the Chinese Zodiac it is the Year of the Cock.

So it makes perfect sense that Donald Trump is president.

I just wanted to use the last 1% of my battery to tell you

The Zodiac Killer is Te

What were the Zodiac Killer's Plans for Vacation?

To take a Cruz.

I was born in june.

Even the zodiac knows I'm cancerous.

We lost a planet but gained a zodiac sign.

I guess that's a good constellation prize.

-What's your zodiac sign?

-Tyrannosaurus.
-But that's not even a real sign.
-None of the zodiac signs are real.

Have you heard about the new Web MD zodiac?

All the signs say Cancer.

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