My Zodiac star sign

I went to the doctors office the other day, he said “Pick a star sign, any star sign.” I said “Pisces.” He said “Nah you got Cancer.”

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Zodiac signs can tell a lot about your personality.

For instance, if you believe in them, you're an utter cunt.

My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died

from being crushed by a giant crab.

By asking 4 questions i can tell what your zodiac sign is

1. What's your favorite color?

2. What's your mother's maiden name?

3. What's your social security number?

4. What's your birthday?

"what zodiac sign are you?"

"dinosaur"

"but this doesn't exist".

"neither do others"

I figured out the zodiac killer case

It was cancer.

[NSFW]- What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

The only two things that Zodiac signs get right:

1.Some people are twins

2.Some people are cancer

Did you hear about the Zodiac killer?

I heard he cut his victims in to little pisces!

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According to the Chinese Zodiac it is the Year of the Cock.

So it makes perfect sense that Donald Trump is president.

We lost a planet but gained a zodiac sign.

I guess that's a good constellation prize.

What were the Zodiac Killer's Plans for Vacation?

To take a Cruz.

Have you heard about the new Web MD zodiac?

All the signs say Cancer.

A man is in love with a woman who shares the same birthday with him (July 22)

He wanted so badly to impress this woman. But they had nothing in common except for the zodiac sign that they shared, which oddly enough she was named after.

He smoked cigarettes to look cool. Got a job in a nuclear power-plant to sound more interesting. Refused to wear sunscreen on a sunny d...

I hope all girls have cancer

As their zodiac sign because they’d be a perfect match for me.

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