She suddenly stops in her tracks, and tries to remember what the doctor said. She then goes back inside to see her doctor again.
\- Doctor, I don't remember what you said I had. Is it Aries or Sagittarius?
The doctor sighs and says:
\- Cancer, miss. Cancer...
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Doctor Joke Number 1
Doctor what did you say i had? Aries or Pisces?
Cancer sir, you have Cancer.
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Met a girl that's into horoscopes
Her : I'm a Sagittarius, bet that already tells you a lot about me.
Me : So according to this website, would you say you're a curious, energetic person that wants to be a part of things rather than be a spectator?
Her : Mmmhm that's me to a T
Me : Congratulations you're an Arie...
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I beat Cancer today!
It's okay though I told her I was an Aries.
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A man walks into a pet shop ...
A man walks into a pet shop to buy a parrot.
He asks the owner: "How much is the green one here?"
The owner says: "$1.000."
Customer: "That's a lot, why so much?"
Shop owner: "He can sing two arias from Mozart operas."
Customer: "How much is the red one over there?...
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I hate people who defend their laziness with their zodiac sign!
I mean, I invited my friend into an important friend reunion but she didnt go!
I asked her what was wrong she said' "Oh, I have cancer"
Yeah im an Aries! So what?
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Her
Her: what's my sign again?
Me: *struggling to remember* what's the part of newspapers where they talk about dead people?
Her: obituaries?
Me: OH BITCH U ARIES
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Job Application
Apparently this is an actual job application submitted by a 17 year old boy at a McDonald's establishment in Florida...
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's avai...
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