As per your zodiac sign, the zodiac sign you are likely to be compatible with, is as follows :
Aries - Cancer
Taurus - Cancer
Gemini - Cancer
Cancer - Cancer
Leo - Cancer
Virgo - Cancer
Libra - Cancer
Scorpio - Cancer
Sagittarius - Cance...
I beat Cancer today!
It's okay though I told her I was an Aries.
I hate people who defend their laziness with their zodiac sign!
I mean, I invited my friend into an important friend reunion but she didnt go!
I asked her what was wrong she said' "Oh, I have cancer"
Yeah im an Aries! So what?
Met a girl that's into horoscopes
Her : I'm a Sagittarius, bet that already tells you a lot about me.
Me : So according to this website, would you say you're a curious, energetic person that wants to be a part of things rather than be a spectator?
Her : Mmmhm that's me to a T
Me : Congratulations you're an Arie...
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My Job Application for McDonalds
NAME: Kicky Pie
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a yea...
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Her
Her: what's my sign again?
Me: *struggling to remember* what's the part of newspapers where they talk about dead people?
Her: obituaries?
Me: OH BITCH U ARIES
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