He keeps insisting I have cancer, no matter how many times I tell him I'm a scorpio
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I've made it my life's mission to eliminate all Cancers.
Then Virgos. Then Scorpios. And finally, the Capricorns.
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There's only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology...
Scorpios
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I don't believe in astrology at all.
But I am a scorpio, and we are all born skeptics.
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I don't really believe in Astrology...
But I guess that's just the Scorpio in me talking.
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Job application...
This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast food establishment. Not sure if they hired him....
NAME - Greg Bulmash
DESIRED POSITION - Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here i...
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