There is a hostile atmosphere in the Picasso exhibit

A lot of side-eye

I had a girlfriend who was into Picasso and Mexican food

She was really artsy-fartsy.

Pablo Picasso, Albert Einstein, and Donald trump arrive in heaven.

Saint Peter tells them that if they can prove that they really are who they say they are, they can go in. Picasso starts painting immediately, creating a master piece. Saint Peter thanks him and lets him in. He then turns to Einstein, who explains the theory of general relativity to him. Saint Peter...

[LONG] Three Robbers Are Making a Getaway.

Having escaped the museum with a Van Gogh, a Monet, and a Picasso, they toss them into their rucksack and get out of there. As they begin driving off, the police arrive on the scene and pursue them for 12 miles. Their car runs out of fuel and they break down behind a barn. Grabbing the paintings, th...

Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his studio

The burglar got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.

According to commercials, women are like Picasso.

They have a blue period.

Kanye West compares himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney, and Steve Jobs.

Apparently none of them could sing, either.

Parliament vote on Picasso painting:

Eyes to the left: 2
Nose to the right: 1

Pick up lines change as you get older.

In your 20's - I have an original 1965 Ford Mustang.

In your 40's - I have an original Picasso.

In your 60's - I have my original hips

What do you call an average painter?

Picasso-so

What is Picasso's favorite gaming console?

Game cubism.

"Art is the elimination of the unnecessary" -Pablo Picasso

"Sure thing Pablo, but must people just call me the janitor" - Art

Einstein, Picasso and George W. Bush stand before the Pearly Gates

Einstein, Picasso and Bush stand before the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter gets out to greet them and says: "I'll let you in, but first you have to prove that you are who you say you are."

Einstein: "That's easy. Could you give me a blackboard and some chalk, please?"

St. Peter snaps h...

Einstein, Casals, Picasso, and George W. Bush die and go to heaven.

Einstein, Casals, Picasso, and George W. Bush die and go to heaven. St. Peter is waiting for them, and requests identification. Einstein, who is first in line, says "I don't have any ID, but I can explain the equivalence of matter and energy." He is given a blackboard and proceeds to give an eloquen...

I just got fired from my job in Museum

They said they're not happy with my work here, which is ridiculous, i only worked here for 2 days and already sold 2 picassos.

What did Picasso and Smurfette have in common?

Both had blue periods.

A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator...

...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official.

What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Picasso.

A broke man goes to a famous lawyer...

"I have no money but I can give you an original Picasso drawing"

"That sounds good! What are you accused of?"

"stealing a Picasso drawing."

Einstein dies and goes to heaven

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him,

"You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to

sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a ...

George Bush dies

Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter says to him, "Who are you?"

Einstein says, "I'm Albert Einstein."
St. Peter says to him, "A lot of people pass through these gates, how can I be sure that you're the real Einstein?"

So St. Peter gives him a bla...

Would a 10'x10'x10' workspace...

...used by a Havana artist studying Picasso's style be a Cuban cubist's cubical cubicle?

Are you a work of art?

Because it looks like Picasso painted you.

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