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Facebook's launching its own cryptocurrency next year called Libra...

missed opportunity to call it zuck buck
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Twelve signs that you're an idiot:

1. Aries,
2. Taurus,
3. Gemini,
4. Cancer,
5. Leo,
6. Virgo,
7. Libra,
8. Scorpio,
9. Sagittarius,
10. Capricorn,
11. Aquarius, and
12. Pisces
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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra.

And she's a bitch.

Did you hear about the bar for West African bookstore workers with anti government views?

Liberian Libertarian Librarian Libations
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Job application...

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast food establishment.
Not sure if they hired him....

NAME - Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION - Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here i...
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