Why is Orion's Belt the best part of the constellation?

Because anything else would be more than a waist of space.

If you know nothing about constellations at least learn Ursa Minor

...that's the bear minimum.

Legitimate question, what's that canine constellation called?

[SIRIUS]

What was Michael Jackson’s favorite constellation?

Insida minor

I went out to find the big dipper constellation but couldn't find it. I went back inside and did some research before trying again.

The difference was night and day.

What did Orion receive after losing an archery competition?

A constellation prize.

A 13 boy year old spent the previous 10 years of his life living with wolves

He is found, and released back into the human world. He sees wonders he never saw before. He is asking about how cars work, how you're not supposed to eat raw meat, how radio works, the constellations, until one day, he walks in on the couple designated to reintroduce him to human society getting bu...

If the United States got the moon for winning the space race, what did the Soviet Union recieve for second place?

A constellation prize.

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The terrible 2nd place prize

A girl enters a game show that allows her to win a trip to space and visit the cosmos at the furthest regions of our solar system. The girl must compete in games related to space and physics to determine if she’s got what it takes to go.

After hours of grueling physical and emotional trauma t...

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I was really disappointed when I came last in the astronomy competition, but they still gave me a map of the stars just for participating.

It was a constellation prize

A man and his smart aleck child went camping

They set up their tent, and after a long day, they prepared to go to bed

As they lay down on their sleeping bag, the father asked his son: “What do you see?”

The son replied: “I see the big dipper that consists of the seven stars of the Ursa Major, I see the constellation of Cancer, wh...

Sherlock and Watson go camping

Sherlock wakes up at 3 AM, wakes up Watson and asks him:

"Watson, look at the sky. What does it tell you?"

"The weather is clear, a bit cloudy." he replies.

"What else?"

"The stars we see right there form the Orion constellation."

"Elementary my dear Watson..." say...

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Sherlock Holmes Looks at the Night Sky

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are laying in their sleeping bags looking up at the midsummer sky. Sherlock turns to Watson and asks, "Watson, what do you see?"

"Stars and the moon, dear Holmes," he says.

"What does it mean?" Sherlock asks.

"Well," says Watson. "It quite simply means...

We lost a planet but gained a zodiac sign.

I guess that's a good constellation prize.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

"Well... If it's any constellation..."

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

My Friend Failed Astronomy...

I failed too, if it's any constellation.

Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match?

He was given a constellation prize.

I went to a space museum, because they where having a prize drawing for a car.

I didn't win the car but they gave me a constellation prize.

So I entered an astronomy contest the other day...

...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)

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