3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says,...
What's the official food of COVID-19 picnics?
The six-foot hoagie.
Miss Annie was teaching Sunday school to a group of first graders.
She explained that Easter would come soon, and asked if anyone knew which holiday Easter was.
Little Suzie asked, “Is that the holiday where we get a tree, and everyone gets presents?”
Miss Annie said, “No that is Christmas.”
Little Billy asked, “Is that the holiday where we hav...
I think there is nothing cooler than being a lone wolf.
except for at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.