Cookout Jokes - 13 Hilarious Cookout Jokes

What do cannibals serve at a cookout?

Franks.

What does Joan of Arc avoid at cookouts?

Burning steaks.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

A bunch of evolutionary scientists got together for a cookout one day.

The got a bunch of stuff to grill up, but everyone was most excited about the sausages.

The scientists counted the sausages to make sure there were enough for everyone, and even though they initially thought they had enough they were one short. They checked the cooler, the fridge, and everyw...

Why didn't Sir Mix-A-Lot eat anything at the Keto cookout?

He don't want none unless they got buns, hun.

Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell.

Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire.
The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"

The two guys reply, "Well, yo...

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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All of Hitlers generals were having a cookout, why wasn't Hitler invited?

He always burnt the franks.

Two Canadians die and go to hell.

Satan puts them in their own cell and turns up the heat to 49C, figuring that’s a good temperature to start newcomers. He comes back a while later to find the Canadians shirtless but smiling.

“It never gets this warm in Canada we’re enjoying while it lasts.” One of them explains when a mystif...

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I am sorry about this one

Hitler is not allowed to grill at cookouts because he always burns the franks

Yuppie buys a house in the country

A Yuppie decides to buy a plot of land in the countryside and build a house. Unfortunately, his neighbor is an old farmer who likes to spread his cows' manure on his fields every time the Yuppie throws a backyard cookout.

So one day the Yuppie sees the farmer and lets him know that he's g...

Red Car Day

Red car day - in Honor of my Dad

My dad died 7 years ago. He was a worker in a factory in NYC during the by-gone, post-war era when times were good and jobs were plenty. The guys he worked with were all good friends over the years and enjoyed harmless pranks against one another to pass the ti...

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So one day a man wakes up and things are weird...

So one day a man wakes up and things are a little off. He can tell something is different and he slowly begins to put together the fact that he might be dead. He keeps looking around and realized it may be worse than he thought. He begins to realize he is in Hell. So he walks over to a demon and...

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