Frisbee Jokes

Time really flies by.

He even said it was a new record.

I thought that's a bit far fetched

then it hit me.

He was hopeless. I think I need a flatter dog.

Discus

...but boomerangs, those will always make a comeback.

Or golf-frisbee... Or whatever you call it when you fling a 9 iron into the woods.

We tried for two hours, but really, I’d need a much flatter dog for that.

He always said, “This sucks. I wish you were a flatter kid.”

But there wasn't much to discuss.

Then, a sudden gust of wind sends the frisbee onto a ledge mid flight; It's out of reach of the two boys. So, one goes and finds the nearest adult, who gives them two options:
"Well, I can try to give ya a boost me-self, but Yer might fall an' hurt yourself; or I can lend you my structure consist... read more

Donald Duck!

Then it hit me. . .

^^^I'm ^^^sorry

Ataturk!

I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety. So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees. Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.

The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.

Discus.

A frisbee..

"Yo pass me the frisbee bro!"

Standup 1 liner throwin out there

found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,
“I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”.
The four men didn’t wait for a second threat.
They got out and ran lik... read more

Jesus and Moses were sitting up in heaven in the late 70s early 80s looking down on the beaches of California. Jesus says, “Damn Moses, I’m bored.” Moses says,”Me too. it looks like they are having a good time. Let’s go down.”
So they go down and are walking along the beach with their long... read more

He plays Frisbee!

the frisbee slipped from the other guys hands and landed afar near two women. The guy goes towards the women....stops abruptly comes back and says "I can't go there because one of them is my wife and the other is my current girlfriend. Why don't you get it?" The other one goes to some distance....co... read more

Then I turned around and looked down and I found a frisbee

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
He brought a frisbee with him.

They're like frisbees, but for lonely kids

A frisbee.