Standing in the park today I wondered, "why does a frisbee get larger the closer it gets?"

And then it hit me.

I love using my wall clock as a frisbee...

Time really flies by.

I played Frisbee golf today...

Or golf-frisbee... Or whatever you call it when you fling a 9 iron into the woods.

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My british friend tried joining the ultimate frisbee team....

but he didn't get along with anyone cause he thought they were all tossers.

Unpopular opinion: frisbees aren’t heavy enough

Discus.

Played Frisbee with my Dog the other day

He was rubbish.

I need a flatter Dog.

I don't know why my friend was mad when I threw his frisbee...

He even said it was a new record.

The frisbee industry will probably die one day...

...but boomerangs, those will always make a comeback.

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Ultimate frisbee guys only want one thing...

And it’s fucking disc chucking

Went to the park yesterday to play frisbee with my dog.

Think I'm gonna need a flatter dog.

I tried playing frisbee with my dog in the park.

We tried for two hours, but really, I’d need a much flatter dog for that.

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

Two Boys are Playing Frisbee

Then, a sudden gust of wind sends the frisbee onto a ledge mid flight; It's out of reach of the two boys. So, one goes and finds the nearest adult, who gives them two options:
"Well, I can try to give ya a boost me-self, but Yer might fall an' hurt yourself; or I can lend you my structure consist...

Last night, I met some university students having a social event for the Frisbee society

But there wasn't much to discuss.

Two guys were playing frisbee when....

the frisbee slipped from the other guys hands and landed afar near two women. The guy goes towards the women....stops abruptly comes back and says "I can't go there because one of them is my wife and the other is my current girlfriend. Why don't you get it?" The other one goes to some distance....co...

When I was a child, my dad used to play frisbee with me every day.

He always said, “This sucks. I wish you were a flatter kid.”

What did Mickey Mouse say when a Frisbee was heading towards Trump?

Donald Duck!

I never knew why a Frisbee became larger as it got closer...

Then it hit me. . .

^^^I'm ^^^sorry

Three hold their speech in heaven

They were set to live in the grand inventors' area and each weekend every district held a meeting. This week it was these guys' turn. The first one goes:


"I was the inventor of the frisbee, so when I died they cremated me and turned the ashes into a frisbee!"

Everyone applauded. Th...

Today I got hit by a UFO

Then I turned around and looked down and I found a frisbee

Jesus and Moses

Jesus and Moses were sitting up in heaven in the late 70s early 80s looking down on the beaches of California. Jesus says, “Damn Moses, I’m bored.” Moses says,”Me too. it looks like they are having a good time. Let’s go down.”
So they go down and are walking along the beach with their long...

When flat-earth people play basketball they must be like...

"Yo pass me the frisbee bro!"

I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid....

But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang.

Be wary of a Florida senior with a gun.

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. Th...

I always wanted to tell jokes...

I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety. So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees. Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.

The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.

What does a flat-earther do with a ball?

He plays Frisbee!

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A boy is born with no body

The poor guy had no arms, legs, or body and was just a head kept alive to the mercy of machines.

He sat by the window, day in and day out watching all the other boys play baseball in the field across the street, the dogs sprint to catch their frisbees, and the birds fly around so gracefully. ...

Boomerangs

They're like frisbees, but for lonely kids

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
He brought a frisbee with him.

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A man goes to a doctor

And says "Doc, this is really embarrassing and has been happening for way to long before I finally came in to see you. My dick is turning orange."

"Orange?" the doctor replies "Drop your trousers and let's have a look."

The man sheepishly drops his drawers and reveals his neon orange w...

(OC) What kind of insect always flies back to you?

A frisbee.

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