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Pet Food Jokes

What pet food does Lightning McQueen normally buy?

Cat Chow

What is the requirement to start a pet food business?

A pet-degree.

My friend hates his job at the slaughterhouse

He said he has to collect all the innards from the animals to make into pet food. We both agree that's absolutely offal.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An old woman goes to the grocery store...

And is standing in line to buy dog food. When the cashier finally tends to her, he looks up and asks, "Ma'am, do you attest that this dog food is for an animal?"

The woman was taken aback having never been asked this before, "What?", she asks for clarification.

The cashier continued, "...

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