Multiple Personalities Jokes - 12 Hilarious Multiple Personalities Jokes

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities.

I scored 100%, 92%, and 88%

Part of me says I must have multiple personalities

But another part of me is like "don't listen to Greg".

I used to have multiple personalities...

"And how are you doing after all this time in therapy?"

We are all doing just fine.

I’m running a seminar tomorrow on multiple personalities.

Please arrive early to fill out your name tags.

What do you call a bear that has multiple personalities

A bi-polar bear

Multiple personalities

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves is it considered a hostage situation?

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My girlfriend has multiple personalities and keeps getting boob jobs.

She's had a lot of iden-titties

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Multiple Personality Disorder

A girl I met claimed to have multiple personalities. “Is that OK with you?” she asked.

“Quack quack quack!” I responded, then added “Apologies, my other personality is a duck. He doesn’t talk much, good listener though.”

“That’s so interesting!” she replied. “So how do you understand e...

I have been diagnosed with DID or Multiple Personality Disorder.

Apparently there are multiple personalities inside of me fighting their way out.

I would take them all over my ex-wife's one!

Edit: Don't believe this guy! He sucks at telling jokes.

Edit: Shut up Jeff!

Edit: No, you shut up Karen!

Edit: you guys are impossible to ...

Hello and welcome to the Mental Help Hotline

If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you’re paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we’ll trace your call.

If...

Having identical triplets is like....

Having one kid with multiple personalities.

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are Obsessive Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, have someone press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5,6. If you are paranoid, we know which one you want.

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