Do you know why no one tells Chuck Norris "Chuck Norris" jokes?
They don't want to risk him perceiving the "punchline" as a threat!
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Ralph, the department store parrot
During its hayday, Goldfinches was a glorious department store, with gorgeous decorations, including a Aviary centerpiece, where Ralph held court. You see, Ralph had a special ability to detect what people wanted by their appearance, and he would tell them where to look for the thing they needed....
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