Don't confuse your Google search with my computer scienc--

-- actually, never mind. It amounts to the same thing.

Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT(31) = DEC(25)

Everyone likes decorating the Christmas tree, but taking it down confuses me...

It's really disornamenting

Which number confuses people?

82

All these abbreviatons on the internet confuse me.

Now ICYIM too old for this stuff!

How Do You Confuse An Archeologist?

Bring them a used tampon and ask them which period it came from

People who confuse etymology and entomology bug me in a way I can't put into words

thank you for making my day, u/happy_guy23

I told my (blonde) sister this joke: "How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."

She replied, "I don't get it."

How do you confuse an Apple user?

Give them options.

How do you confuse a Polish labourer?

Lay down an axe and a shovel and tell him to take his pick.

Have you seen the videos in which people confuse their pets by disappearing unexpectedly?

I’m sick of that sheet.

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

... give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

If you're writing a textbook, don't use too many "*"s, it might confuse people.

You'd be an asterisk it

Why do Australians always confuse poker with chess?

Because they go "Check... Mate"

What Colour Confuses an Idiot?

Blue

How do you confuse an idiot?

With 6 potatoes!

How do I confuse people?

buying condoms and pregnancy testing kits together

Do you know how to confuse a coal miner?

Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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I used to confuse penises and testicles...

But then I realized there is a vas deferens between them.

New Yorkers confuse me...

Half of them keep saying "fuhgeddaboudit" but the rest of them keep saying "Never forget".

My English teacher constantly makes fun of me because I confuse my prepositions.

He's always rubbing it out.

How to confuse a waitperson.

I'm not having what she's not having.

Eurovision must confuse alot of Americans

Because the one with the most votes wins

People who confuse their/there/they're are dumb.

They seriously can't put two and to toogether.

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How do you confuse a gay?

Seven

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How do you confuse an Irish Man?

Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.

Never confuse a Kiwi with an Aussie.

One's a soft, hairy fruit and the other's a Kiwi!

It confuses me why people feel comfortable with government surveillance as “they have nothing to hide, so nothing to fear”....

….but get really scared when I ask them to take their clothes off.

I hate it when people confuse reality with metaphors...

It makes my head literally explode!

Confuse two different sayings, shame on you

But teach a man to fish, shame on me for life

How do you confuse a panda?

You bamboo-zle it.

Why did the all knowing being confuse himself?

Because he was trying to understand something he already knew.

How do you confuse a girl?

Buy her a pair of chocolate shoes

Why did the flower with no smell confuse people?

Because it didn't make any scents!!


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Get it..scents sounds like sense...sort of..so it's funny because the.. okay I'm sorry I'll just see myself out.

I'm Asian, and we confuse our l's and r's.

That's just how we lorr.

I think the people who confuse defiantly and definitely...

...are defiantly doing it on purpose.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

step on her books with golf shoes

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how do you confuse a masterbator?

32

How do you confuse a Jew?

Put the bacon on sale for half-off.

Rhetorical questions confuse me

If someone asks you something, you're supposed to answer them, right?

So how do you confuse a blonde Redditor?

[Answer](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2pi5rn/so_how_do_you_confuse_a_blonde_redditor/)

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What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman?

"Have you ever been abroad?"

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

What's the easiest way to confuse an anthropologist?

Hold up a used tampon and ask him to identify which period it's from

How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?

Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles.

How do you confuse a blind person?

Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it.

Her: Let's exchange numbers

Me: Won't that confuse people who are trying to call us?